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@alayabeckett
Not really, no… We’re not really the plan ahead kind of people I guess. What about you? You one of those really festive types?
I use to be.. This year is different. I've been mostly baking constantly, and then there's all of the presents to make up for moving me here..besides that its mostly just me raiding the liquor cabinet while my parents get drunk and pretend like I didn't.
Its possible that I may have overdone the Christmas baking this year..
Wow. To be honest, I didn’t take you for the Martha Stewart type, but I can never say no to cookies. What kind are they?
I know, it's a little hard to believe..but I am good at it so I figured what the hell, may as well spread a little holiday cheer.
Well, I'm glad someone feels that way because I made too many. There's a mix of just about everything.. Chocolate chip, ridiculously festive sugar cookies, snicker-doodles, gingerbread.. and my favorite, chocolate cake pops with dipped in fudge and walnuts. I apparently went overboard this year. But enjoy.
Its possible that I may have overdone the Christmas baking this year..
I don’t doubt that, Barbie.
I prefer not to indulge in any festive traditions, myself.
Well, the holidays give me an excuse to bake.. Aside from that, my families traditions pretty much consist of lots of presents and heavy drinking.
Its possible that I may have overdone the Christmas baking this year..
Poison or not, there’s absolutely no chance I would eat them anyway.
Seriously?! I am a great baker.
This is why I don't bother being nice to anyone in this town..
Its possible that I may have overdone the Christmas baking this year..
So, if boxes of cookies show up at your doorstep, I promise they're not poison.
Yeeeeah. I was going more for myself, no offense. I’m not exactly a giver. Not unless it benefits me somehow.
None taken.. I'll just have to remind myself to cross you off the list for places to bring my Christmas cookies.
I’m not really one for legally binding contracts… I may be able to make an exception, but then again I’d also rather not die.
Fair enough. So, you and the brother have any fun plans for the holidays?
I think it’s safe to say that there will be no need to kill me, or well if you ever do catch me spreading rumours about how someone is nice enough - then you might as well kill me.
Good to know, but I want your permission to kill you in writing just in case..
Thats what I said! But apparently the school board doesn’t agree.
Yeah, violence doesn't solve anything. At least that's what they said in my anger management class.. I think it solves a lot, it makes people think before saying stupid things in front of you.
Alright — whoever scratched baby has some hell to pay.
You look like you're about to cry..
Which is kind of sad.. but mostly just extremely amusing.
Well it is always the easiest to stop caring, after all. But thanks, I’ll let you know if I ever just can’t handle it at all. Family things are a little complicated in my life though. But still it’s nice to have the offer.
No problem, I might kill you if this gets out.. but sometimes, on very rare occasions.. I can actually be a somewhat decent person.
So apparently,
I definitely wouldn’t go that far, but you’re mildly tolerable, Blondie.
Eh, what the hell, I'll take it. I've been called worse.
