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While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

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it looked like this

lethesbeastie

The imagery and vibes of this were so visceral I had to do art about it

(Grayscale version under cut)

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Happy 200K Notes

#never found #I'm honestly fine with never found being my Big Post that broke containment #coulda been something much worse in terms of potential for negative attention

that's my emotional support unopened can of soda

charming old men with my autistic blue collar swag

#albawork

So I know a lot of people use the words Router and Modem interchangeably. But a Router hangs from the Ceiling, and a Modem grows from the Ground.

#albawork

peony-pearl

THIS IS AN OC CHECKPOINT

give me 1 cool fact about your oc RIGHT NOW

peony-pearl

UPDATE it doesn't even have to be 'cool', give me a fact about ur oc!!!!

#marie is legally dead post-isolation arc because she was in the science pit (cortech labs/the 'catacombs') for like a decade

fullmetalfisting

The cashier at Whole Foods just treated me like the village idiot because he told me to “look for the three little lines” on the app and i was like “I’m not seeing a hamburger. I see meatballs. Is that it?” And he said “maam you are looking for Three Little Lines”

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For those unaware

#occasionally I get to explain that these menus have food-related names #because during wifi setup I call the hamburger menu a hamburger menu and not everyone knows that's what it's called #the response is always delightful #albawork

syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

#actually yeah #thank you black people

god gives his most annoying battles to his most irritable soldiers

#albawork #don't get me wrong I love my job. real pain in the ass sometimes tho

woodmeat

Are you alive

Don’t ask me no personal shit like this

#yeah

pineappical

ACTUALLY heres another one i quickly animated of rocky beating the shit out of grace

#LMAO HOLY SHIT #BETRAYAL...#phm

kimiko24

I fucking love this video

#dnd spellcasters after they learn the 'find familiar' spell

cheaphalloweencostume

jesus christ i have to actually draw in order for me to be drawing again

#yeah

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Have you read Steelheart Redux by emberglowfox?

Yes, completely!

Yes, partially

No

I've never heard of it

Voting ended onMay 11

"Fourteen-year-old Arthur Steele wants nothing to do with the war that took his father from him. But when a visit to the ruins of Athela's former capitol ends with him permanently connected to a DRACO, his life is irreversibly changed. Now, caught at the dangerous intersection of man and machine, he and his unexpected companion must learn to work together to disentangle themselves before the war can kill them both."

Propaganda:

"Gorgeous art, hilarious dialogue, and giant robot dragons!"

Read it here!

#MY BOYYYYS