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silly friends from outer space

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

importantcatpics

valtsv

i've always wanted to die with my jaw locked around someone so tight they have to break it to free themselves

valtsv

several of my teeth snapped off & embedded in your leg also. if that sweetens the deal for anyone.

valtsv

it can be a sex thing but it doesn't have to be

deaf-goat

night blogging is back

valtsv

think again

parkayquarts

the only time it was actually funny and entertaining when a "ship" was "confirmed" by someone who worked on the show was when someone asked rene auberjonois at a panel what the nature of quark and odo's relationship was and he replied "sexual." without elaboration

trekheritageposts

star trek heritage post (October 10th, 2022)

thickness-protection-program

No YOU'RE cooked. I'm caramelized

impishglee

Problems disorder

txttletale

going to bat for the concept of internet addiction as someone under 80 is spectacularly funny

txttletale

damn people are spending a lot of time on the combination newspaper/public square/vast searchable library of incomprehensible amounts of information/storefront/private communications/some people's actual job technology. presumably there is some nefarious Scary Pathological Aspect to this,

txttletale

see this is funny but its actually way too generous to the concept of 'internet addiction' given that the Newspaper is only one of many social functions that are mediated through the internet. it's like an 1800s guy worrying about addiction to Paper

theemeraldforestscrapbook

woodsy-hoe

go with the flow 🌀

catboygirljoker

i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.