just a normal, regular guy

alcego | 25+ | not illiterate... just stupid | writer, shipper, lover of things.

[alcego]

about me - a brief pinned post

alcego - 25+ - NSFW

Dallas Stars, Bruins, (Sharks? Possible.) + whatever hockey catches my eye.

hRPF happens here. If you don't fuck with that, look elsewhere.

I'm normal about Delly and can be trusted with him :)

Some extracurriculars, but don't worry about those. The horse content is non-negotiable.

Ask to repost GIFs to other sites. I will likely say yes if you send me the link after. Use the "GIF" function on tumblr to embed my GIFs into posts.

Do not publicly share or redistribute RPF material. This includes links and screenshots posted to unlocked Twitter, Instagram, and/or TikTok. I do not need to be ground zero for contamination of the 4th wall.

NHL Tier List

I write things. Captions. GIFs. FAQs.

Requests: [OPEN]

[alcego]

lian bichsel does not drink his own spit dal@edm | 11.26.2025

[alcego]

nosewatch 2025 continues pit@dal | 12.07.2025

[sophsun1]

GILLIAN ANDERSON as Dana Scully

The X-Files – 3.13: Syzygy

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[gumy-shark]

sometimes my Beloved Mutuals will rb a post about a certain character archetype and i will have to physically restrain myself from saying “yeah you would say that wouldn’t you”

[gumy-shark]

jasper you don’t get to get away with this that easily.

new ask game: what’s the character archetype that makes you go “of course you would say that” when i post about it?

[alcego]

justin hryckowian getting his head in the game — chi@dal | pregame 03.08.2026

[alcego]

Also i think my adductots r tight and complicating my three step turn. Can do it backwards to forwards somewhat comfortably but going forwards to backwards is rough

[alcego]

Keptnup last night by a migraine and now another's moving in. Was getting so lucky with the storm systems not triggering anything but apparently that luck has worn out

[alcego]

wpg@dal | pre-game 02.02.2026

[alcego]

Was wondering why i was so absurdly tired. Come outside. Storm rolling in. Barn canceled im going to go ride this migraine out in a cave

[dragongirlsweetie]

lays a 136 GB egg in your hard drive. and you can't delete it because i'm an endangered species

[alcego]

I need to either replace my garter belt or fuck around with velcro shorts bc my socks are leaving the state

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[alcego]

What the hell do u mean we didnt protect müller???

[calamitys-child]

I always say that the thing which sets Sargent apart as a portrait artist is that he draws/paints literally every subject - no matter their gender, social position, life vs representational drawing etc - like he is right that minute realising he's desperately in love with them. And it rules every single time.

[calamitys-child]

Examples pulled just from his Wikipedia page most popular works. Absolutely devastating scenes for bisexuals for over a century

[shorthistorian]

Don't forget the ALLIGATORS. He loves them too.

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that