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((TIME TO BRING BACK THIS ONE THOUGH))
"Fufu... Fufufufu! What rank am I, you ask!? Naturally, I am of the highest rank! A rank that none of Gods and Goddesses dare touch! My Rank... is the mythical Celestine! It's blue hues shine which reflects the heavens! It's sparkles are adorned with the fate which even the Guildmaster have no choice but to bow to! Such a legendary seal I wield is not constrained by rank, but a testament to my awesome power which is meant only to be unleashed during-..."
Wood.
Huh. Talk about anti-climactic.
...He should probably take some pity, almost. That being said though, he must unfortunately riposte with something of his own. And thusly, the barrel at the end of his wrist winds up pulled up towards her.
However, he'd already intentionally cycled it to a chamber that was empty, prior.
"Must mean it's my turn then. A right shame...."
Arm stiffened, not breaking eye contact with her for a second. And when that firing pin hit nothing but a vacuum of air...
He gave a brief smirk.
"...On you, for flinching."
Oh. That's just diabolical.
"What?! THIS CANNOT BE! To think you would try to klll a legend before they could sing my name! N-Nay! I will not allow this! But remember this! This is not fleeing, but a tactical retreat! AWAY!"
OFF SHE GOES, IMMEDIATELY RUNNING
GOODBYE
Everyone: Haha HARUKA IS A WEEB
Me: *ROLLS UP SLEEVES TO MAKE EVERYONE CRINGE*
"But if you must know my name... Fufu... You may call me... Princess Evangeline Lux Obscura. (Name Pending). I cometh from the world of infinite possibilities of the Realm Beyond Reflections. For every window contains a promise."
"Yes... I believe the Adventurers call it 'Sill', which is a short name, but even the shortest of names tell the longest of tales among bards. Doors?... Fufu... Fufufu! They're people who are afraid of surprises. Nay, leap through the window before your reflection smiles back to you! Go! Sieze glory! For every fig, every pebble, every drop of water, cries out to your name! And I, Princess Evangeli-*COUGH COUGH*..."
"... If you'll excuse me."
Hm. Rambling, rambling. It's a shame his secret ability isn't to skip dialogue.
"Well?... I'm watching."
Calling a bluff, he is! Can she call out his call out? We'll have to find out on this exciting episode of Dashboard Ball Z
"Fu... fufufu! To think that you have the gall to face me! Indeed, not many could stand before me and be basked by my most royal presence! Cower before my awesome power, for what you see will be the gospel of legends! Behold!"
And she raises her finger towards him, and...!
bzzt
...
There was a small static which might make his hair stand.
......
That's about it.
"I see you are taken in by my awesome power. Please, save the worship. You may applaud me when I have defeated the King of Dragons, Barbatos."
Leave her. Please.
//Chat, is this Aura?//
"Was it telling you what you'd gain from doing that?"
Fighter Finding Sense (tm) has been activated. He's gotta assess this one.
"Fufufu...! My seal is filled with complications that not even you understand, wanderer! But since you are curious of what it entails, I will enlighten you!"
"Yes! The prophecy states that it's telling me that my quest will be to defeat the Great Dragon, Barbatos! My seal hungers to prove my worth, which I am clearly standing in the apex on! Watch me, sir iron-behind-his-back! My name will be sung across bards throughout taverns and guild halls alike!"
"My eternal seal glows with an awesome power! It's burning sensation is telling me to defeat you!"
Who are you?
"I love girls!"
"I love femboys even more!"
"You know who makes a good femboy? F-"
"I do not like girls. Too many in Gensokyo. Give me variety."
HELIA.
She's STILL HIDING FROM THE DASH
Rare Kitsune Rirune moment :D
"Nooooot quite~! A junkyard would imply things are left here, instead, we go to other places and bring them back here. The work we do here in Sill is the most important work in the world, because of that."
"Oh? Experienced adventurer are you? Well, if you wanna register with the guild, you still have to start at the bottom, like the rest of us. Doesn't matter how skilled or strong you are, accomplishments are the measure of one's worth here. And you're an outsider with no one to vouch for your past." She shrugs. "Still, we did recently open recruitment for people from other worlds. So..." she pulls a form out from inside the desk, writes a few things down on it, and passes it to Chloe.
"Take this form through that door there, and hand it to the woman at the desk next to the training yard. Hard to miss her, her hair is the flashiest shade of pink you can imagine. Oh, and a word of warning, from one alchemist to another, your potions won't help you in there." This is more than just an assessment of ability, the guild staff will be trying to determine Chloe's intentions, whether it's safe to trust her.
"Accomplishment and not skill, huh? I bet you have a problem with guild mates who loves stealing credit. Blep."
Okay okay, she's going to write down on the application form after writing in a desk at the far end in the corner! Let's see... Name, Age, Gender, Class... World.
But wait a minute! She's an alchemist?!
"Share with me your atelier when I get back! I'd love to see what you created!"
And off she goes! Time to submit her paperwork!
((I don't play FE *THAT* much other than a few games
But this is still the best FE song and PEOPLE CAN FIGHT ME ON IT))
"Well imagine if we were younger. To preserve the bloodline, mother and father might have forced us to marry. None of the others living here are of royal blood, so clearly we must play our parts in the role of keeping our bloodline pure."
"Well, ready to pucker up? I could kiss my cute little sister a thousand times~"
"What kind of HALF-BAKED STORY IS THAT?! If THAT happened, I'll sooner join you in putting the both of them into cheese grater myself! NO!!!!"
OH NOOOOO