Bottled Breaths and Witherblooms

Indie RP Blog for Touhou OC Chloe Netherhorn! Thanks for the visit!

[alchemistdetective]

((TIME TO BRING BACK THIS ONE THOUGH))

[alchemistdetective]

"None of you are the definition of actual normal."

Hugs? SPAMTON? WHAT IS SHE LOOKING AT?

[paradise-in-k4]

“Mind showing me that story, Crescent?”

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"You'll find it when you go outside and touch grass. It's everywhere."

SHE DOES NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT

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"That's... really bad wording. The 'normal' here is women hugging a tree and kissing each other under it too, along with being nude in public."

"The proper word is a peaceful day, not a normal day."

[alchemistdetective]

"Fufu... Fufufufu! What rank am I, you ask!? Naturally, I am of the highest rank! A rank that none of Gods and Goddesses dare touch! My Rank... is the mythical Celestine! It's blue hues shine which reflects the heavens! It's sparkles are adorned with the fate which even the Guildmaster have no choice but to bow to! Such a legendary seal I wield is not constrained by rank, but a testament to my awesome power which is meant only to be unleashed during-..."

Wood.

[abyssslayer]

Huh. Talk about anti-climactic.

...He should probably take some pity, almost. That being said though, he must unfortunately riposte with something of his own. And thusly, the barrel at the end of his wrist winds up pulled up towards her.

However, he'd already intentionally cycled it to a chamber that was empty, prior.

"Must mean it's my turn then. A right shame...."

Arm stiffened, not breaking eye contact with her for a second. And when that firing pin hit nothing but a vacuum of air...

He gave a brief smirk.

"...On you, for flinching."

Oh. That's just diabolical.

[alchemistdetective]

"What?! THIS CANNOT BE! To think you would try to klll a legend before they could sing my name! N-Nay! I will not allow this! But remember this! This is not fleeing, but a tactical retreat! AWAY!"

OFF SHE GOES, IMMEDIATELY RUNNING

GOODBYE

[alchemistdetective]

Everyone: Haha HARUKA IS A WEEB

Me: *ROLLS UP SLEEVES TO MAKE EVERYONE CRINGE*

[alchemistdetective]

"But if you must know my name... Fufu... You may call me... Princess Evangeline Lux Obscura. (Name Pending). I cometh from the world of infinite possibilities of the Realm Beyond Reflections. For every window contains a promise."

"Yes... I believe the Adventurers call it 'Sill', which is a short name, but even the shortest of names tell the longest of tales among bards. Doors?... Fufu... Fufufu! They're people who are afraid of surprises. Nay, leap through the window before your reflection smiles back to you! Go! Sieze glory! For every fig, every pebble, every drop of water, cries out to your name! And I, Princess Evangeli-*COUGH COUGH*..."

"... If you'll excuse me."

[abyssslayer]

Hm. Rambling, rambling. It's a shame his secret ability isn't to skip dialogue.

"Well?... I'm watching."

Calling a bluff, he is! Can she call out his call out? We'll have to find out on this exciting episode of Dashboard Ball Z

[alchemistdetective]

"Fu... fufufu! To think that you have the gall to face me! Indeed, not many could stand before me and be basked by my most royal presence! Cower before my awesome power, for what you see will be the gospel of legends! Behold!"

And she raises her finger towards him, and...!

bzzt

...

There was a small static which might make his hair stand.

......

That's about it.

"I see you are taken in by my awesome power. Please, save the worship. You may applaud me when I have defeated the King of Dragons, Barbatos."

Leave her. Please.

[hxroic-wxlls-fxrever]

//Chat, is this Aura?//

[alchemistdetective]

[abyssslayer]

"Was it telling you what you'd gain from doing that?"

Fighter Finding Sense (tm) has been activated. He's gotta assess this one.

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"Fufufu...! My seal is filled with complications that not even you understand, wanderer! But since you are curious of what it entails, I will enlighten you!"

"Yes! The prophecy states that it's telling me that my quest will be to defeat the Great Dragon, Barbatos! My seal hungers to prove my worth, which I am clearly standing in the apex on! Watch me, sir iron-behind-his-back! My name will be sung across bards throughout taverns and guild halls alike!"

[alchemistdetective]

"My eternal seal glows with an awesome power! It's burning sensation is telling me to defeat you!"

Who are you?

[alchemistdetective]

"I love girls!"

"I love femboys even more!"

"You know who makes a good femboy? F-"

[alchemistdetective]

"I do not like girls. Too many in Gensokyo. Give me variety."

HELIA.

[alchemistdetective]

She's STILL HIDING FROM THE DASH

[paradise-in-k4]

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Rare Kitsune Rirune moment :D