Because Amber accidentally deleted the old blog after April Fools WOOPS
To keep it short and go straight into the point:
I'm going to do my best to refollow everyone I missed. Please don't hesitate to follow me, and stuff like that, in case I missed you! And if I forgot, GOMEN-
I... lost all my drafts. :D I'm going to do my best trying to scavenge them from your blogs, but if there's any thread you wish to continue, please DM me/throw me an ask, and I'll prioritize it!
The About Page is currently down. Until I get things working again, (or by some miracle, Tumblr Staff can restore that page), the characters I have are underneath a readmore, a VERY bare-bones info sheet for quick reference :D
The NSFW Blog link is alchemistdefective, but it's more like Main Blog #2 due to how little NSFW there is over there jlahgjasg
That's pretty much it! This post will be pinned until everything goes back to normal, but for now, welcome!
Character List:
Chloe Netherhorn, an Alchemist from Estoria who loves digging her claws into the unknown and the unnatural. Extremely bold with her approaches.
Crescent, Hell Fairy who is able to minorly peek the fourth wall, self proclaimed 'music fairy' (no one buys it). Despite her protests, she enjoys the company of others.
Eri Philomele, male human idol from the Outside World who has been blessed with shapeshifting powers by a Reimu Goddess. His alternate persona is 'Shirakami Fuyuki'.
Rirune (Rune Brynhilde), a three-tailed kitsune who's a master of disguise, and also Chloe's adoptive father. A bartender who runs 'The Witches' Brew', but also has a mysterious, hidden side of a killer.
Anna (Hana Yokoyama), a kasha from Chireiden who usually sticks to her own guns, and is extremely blunt and direct, much like the rest of the Underground. Satori's assistant, and is on the patrol team.
Flandre Scarlet, a vampire who's more human than youkai, and is a girl who prefers simplicity over ambition, unlike her sister. Personality differs from canon.
Helia, a hell fairy similar to Crescent, except with the ability to manipulate anything liquid. Bloodbending is also in the list, and is prone to violence.
Haruka Kazama, a one-tailed ninja girl who's from the Kagetsu clan, a clan who lives under the shadows and values tradition. Loves Naruto alot.
Ashtart, a knight from Estoria who, despite her short size, is a brilliant swordswoman. Swears like a sailor off-duty, but ultimately, has a good heart. Her full name is Asteria Tarthalia Estenwald.
Yuri Tomori, Rirune's biological mother. Despite her giving birth to Rirune, circumstances have made her dislike him. A divorsed widow of her husband, she holds kitsune pride extremely highly.
Rika Yukimura, a high-schooler who's the same age as Eri, and has a huge crush on Fuyuki. Her #1 supporter to the point of stalking, until she encountered the supernatural which made her question her entire life.
Steve, a homunculus made by Chloe.
That's it. That's all he is. SURELY...
Also, obligatory funny tier list for whatever you want to use it for :D
Daughter of the famed Ruby Alchemist, Chloe Netherhorn has not only perfected her mother's original elixir recipe, but she has also patented it, turning it into a universal cure-all antidote currently used across all of Terra.
Having passed the Alchemist Exam at the exceptionally young age of 16, she is one of the brightest minds not just in Estoria, but across all of Terra. Despite being only 23 years old, her achievements easily rival, and often surpass, those of senior alchemists in their mid-40s.
To this day, nobles continuously seek her out to be their physical physician, while veteran alchemists wish to take her under their wing. However, Chloe has rejected them all, determined to find something far greater.
He... he has no idea, he thought the both of them were doing well together... or something like that?
"I... I have no idea. I'd have to personally ask him instead of giving you a straight answer, Passage. But maybe you could ask for me? I was thinking of inviting him to food one day."
"Oh. I thought you would know." Was this one of those 'misunderstandings' she'd been told about? When two people think different things and get mad at each other? "Umm, I guess I could... But Mom says if two people have a miss-understanding, they should talk about it. I don't think I can do that for you..."
"But you know! I do have Weaver's AMAZING cosplay on hand, which I could wear too! I'll just walk in like this, fooling Rirune, Flandre, and Library, all three!"
"And of course, I'll scare the lights out of Passage herse-"
"Huh... Is that how it is? Would it really be so bad...?"
"......Hey, Uncle Rirune, I've been wondering something... How come Dad doesn't like you? Did you do something to him? Mom says you're not a bad person, though."
He... he has no idea, he thought the both of them were doing well together... or something like that?
"I... I have no idea. I'd have to personally ask him instead of giving you a straight answer, Passage. But maybe you could ask for me? I was thinking of inviting him to food one day."
"Mom says people aren't allowed to pet me." She's gently brushing his hand aside. Though, the amount of strength her little fingers have seems... unusually high.
"How come there's two of you though? Is there two of Mom? Two of Dad? Wait, no, there's already four of Dad...... Eight Dad? What about me?"
Wow, she's unusually strong, isn't she? Most likely could win him in an arm wrestling contest or SOMETHING-...
"W-Well, Flan's an exception, but... I'm sure there's someone like you out there, Passage. But... In my experience, you're better off not meeting your alternate. Trust me."
"Ehh?~ Is that so?~ I can't believe I got found out! Wow, and I thought I managed to impersonate her really well this time!~ Time to cry inside while eating some instant ramen in the corner!"
...
"Bzzt! Wrong! I'm actually the real Flandre! That swimsuit I'm wearing is from the swimsuit contest a long time ago! How's my Eri impression? Great?"
"Today's hex can be applied to someone when they're sleeping. When the target wakes up, their every action becomes a quick-time event! From getting out of bed to eating breakfast to walking (or flying) to work!"
"The way to escape the hex is to complete a grand adventure!" Such as escaping a ghost ship, or rescuing the president's daughter.
"Ehh?~ Is that so?~ I can't believe I got found out! Wow, and I thought I managed to impersonate her really well this time!~ Time to cry inside while eating some instant ramen in the corner!"
...
"Bzzt! Wrong! I'm actually the real Flandre! That swimsuit I'm wearing is from the swimsuit contest a long time ago! How's my Eri impression? Great?"
"Is it really so psychopathic to grab food from a giant building full of it while you're on the move, though? Sounds like fairy behavior to m--"
Ah, Helia had found the rock in her bowl and was roaring at him from across the lake. He cupped an ear to listen better. Already challenging him to a fight? Over a cup or two - of stew that he prepared for them? He was ready to respond in kind when Berry had calmed her down, but alas, he had to lean back and relax himself. He could always invite her to tomorrow morning's sparring session, make it a two-versus-one.
"Lively bunch, aren't they?"
"Just Bloody, really." It got him grinning. "I might be starting to like her."
He was about to mention the guitar lessons he had been having with Clementia when the Leader made a valid point. All the time spent together, and they had gotten so little out of him. Well, what better time to change that than...
"The whole reviving thing sounds neat, even with everything surrounding it that you've brought up." He flopped onto his back and enjoyed the night sky. "But really, it's just the fact that your bosses actually send you out to deal with all these major threats like you were meant to. Fighting in actual battles."
"Meanwhile, my bosses lose a small war with the Miikrenites, spend ten years designing me in a lab before I'm born, forge me into a Miikrenite murdering machine at the cost of a normal human life, and all for what? To assassinate like two dozen average schmoes on Terra? 'cause they still gotta 'make sure I'm ready'?"
"And even a damn invasion from Miikrenui apparently wasn't enough for the top brass. I had to borrow a fighter ship and fly up there to fight Zaiuka myself! Still, it's like, 'Finally, I can feel like I have purpose in life! Only took thirteen years!' It's been nothing after that, though. Just two years of constant x-rays and check-ups so they can 'make sure I'm still fine' or something."
He huffed in annoyance. "I swear, if I do get back there and it's all the same crap from them, I'm just gonna say 'hell with it' and go AWOL. Find my own damn fight."
"Hah… We each got our problems, don't we? Us… well, except for Helia, believes that we've fought too much, while you believe your talents are being wasted. If we could, we'll bring you along to cut loose, but…"
Hell wouldn't like that, wouldn't they…? Specifically, they would rather have Jormungandr take care of everything instead of relying on 'outsiders'.
"But… I have to ask, since you've been in an invasion and even fought before. How did it feel? Not being in battle, but… seeing people whose lives fell by your hand. Soldiers who had families, friends, people who waited for them to go back, only for you to blow them up."
"Knowing this, do you still desire that kind of life? To fulfill what you were build for? Or would you prefer to find your own purpose… Veno?"
