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one day i’ll stop logging in here by accident and do it on purpose...

anyway, hi, hello, bonjour — he’s not currently added ( cos i’m lazy ), but i have an active multimuse blog that anyone still here and following is welcome to follow me on ( variety of muses. from m.arvel i currently have bu.cky and cl.int )

mumu drop

i hope anyone still around is being safe and hydrating 💛💛

eightynine4ever‌:

Sam just pick up a stress ball and throws it right at Tony’s head. He didn’t know what he was expecting from Tony. “Yeah, what the fuck was I thinking?” he rolls his eyes and sits back in his chair. “I haven’t slept in three days Tony.” he folds his arms.

He leans back to avoid being hit with the stress ball, turning off the device in his hands and slipping it into his pocket before looking at Sam with an arched eyebrow. “Why the hell haven’t you slept in three days? Do you know how bad that is for your health,” questions the giant hypocrite.

“Seriously. What’s going on?”

#eightynine4ever #v. mcu

eightynine4ever‌:

He’d just kinda being going ‘uh huh’ and only half listening as he worked on a new code. Then Tony did that. Sam just pauses and sits back, looking at Tony. “And I actually have work.” he then turns his screen back on, saves everything and sighs softly. “But I guess I can stop for now.”

And, of course, because Sam was no longer working, Tony immediately went back to doing exactly that, though made sure to keep up the same level of interest despite the lack of eye contact -- he would not be the ‘that’s nice, dear’ man today. “If you actually wanted to get work done, you should never have invited me over. You know how distracting I find lack of attention. It breeds a terrible work environment -- and you look homeless. Where’s your hairbrush?”

#eightynine4ever #v. mcu #tony stark: naggy girlfriend

for anybody still listening, i updated my rules

#eventually i'll make a promo #but also Eh

eightynine4ever‌:

“We’re not even dating?” he leans around his computer just to make a face at Tony. He then goes back to what he’s working on. “Unless you’re asking me out, then I have time for a lunch date on Thursday.”

“I don’t do lunch dates. Lunch dates are for one-night stands you never call back and your grandma,” Tony scoffed as he shoved aside his own work and moved to turn off Sam’s computer screen. “My eyes are up here, by the way.”

#eightynine4ever #v. mcu #like a needy fucking cat

“i’m not even going to lie to you, i’m a little offended you’d be relieved not to marry me.”

@eightynine4ever gets tony being a whinybitchbaby

#eightynine4ever #v. mcu #tony: i'm allergic to marriage and commitment #sb: thank god. i didn't wanna marry u #tony: feminine gasp #im delirious and sick im so sory lmfao

as a genuine question for the people still following me that are still active, would y'all like me to try making a comeback, or nah?

#cos i want to #but if there's no interest #which is fair; ive been gone so long & there's lots of gr8 tonys #then ill either love tony to my multi #or write him solely on discord #just give some feedback tho #even if its a like on this post #;; out of alcohol #*move #godamnit

oof

eightynine4ever:

“….. Eleven thousand, four hundred and twenty one. You’re really gonna make me say it aren’t you?”

“The longer you draw this out, the more painful it’ll be for you. Just say it. -- Come on, tell me how handsome I am.”

#tony vc: sorry what was that? don't think i heard you right #eightynine4ever #could you BE more of an egoist tony jfc

truesymphony:

“Meh. Ya are alright but not even in my top ten Stark. N my eyes see jus fine. I can see those wrinkles by your eyes alright so I think I’m doin’ good.”

“Wrinkles? I don’t have wrinkles, I’m only in my 30′s -- and I look fly as fuck, thank you. Just look at this delightful six pack. I’m in everyone’s top ten.”

#truesymphony #he's gonna have an aneurysm if she keeps this up omg

eightynine4ever:

“….. that was more a ‘dude’ of concern. You know you’re naked right?”

“Do you have a problem with my alluring nudity, Sam? Am I distracting? What’s 243 times 47?”

#eightynine4ever #tony doesn't really like to play fair lmao

eightynine4ever:

“Dude…..”

“I believe the words you are looking for are: ‘what a stud muffin’.”

#eightynine4ever

truesymphony:

“I will take a hard pass on that one. Usually I’m against pants and clothes in general but it’s weird with you… N I really don’t wanna see you like that.”