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@aldefries
From this.
Famke [ Frisia/Fryslan ] is aldefries, (Tams), Christiaan’s mama.
((what if this exchange was part of the reason Chris ended up painting
and also because he found out Rembrandt lead a wild life and he was like “man this dude gotta be my teacher”))
I believe jokes are supposed to be funny. When one wishes to smack you because of the aforementioned joke, you can be certain it wasn’t funny.
One last chance.
An apology.
[He really really doesn’t want to apologize her. But seeing how upset looking her face was he couldn’t help but feel like child. So he sucked it up, made a stink face, and apologized]
Fine
I’m sorry.
[For a second, it seems there is something like relief on her face] Good. [She’s ignoring the fact his apology seems quite insencere. She goes away to put the carpet beater away]
[she raises an eyebrow] What do you suppose she’ll do then? But that’s besides the point. I decided to give you a children’s punishment for acting like a child yourself. You can apologize and act more mature, more like your age and more like a father, or I am afraid you will not be able to sit for a few hours.
I don’t know, yelI at you or whatever, it’s up to her. I feel like I shouldn’ have to apologize for making dumb pun, it was a joke? You take things too seriously Famke! Also I am a great father ‘cause they ain’t scared of me and respect me.
I believe jokes are supposed to be funny. When one wishes to smack you because of the formentioned joke, you can be certain it wasn’t funny.
One last chance.
An apology.
Where are you, you snot.
[he’s halfway out the door] Woman I’m practically half your age?
Are you seriously gonna beat me with a carpet beater??
[she raises her nose] I might. I did warn you.
if you I’m telling Letta you’re being unusually cruel to me.
[she raises an eyebrow] What do you suppose she’ll do then? But that’s besides the point. I decided to give you a children’s punishment for acting like a child yourself. You can apologize and act more mature, more like your age and more like a father, or I am afraid you will not be able to sit for a few hours.
[ a cold breeze sweeps through the country]
I feel like I should run? Should I run? Yeah I should run…
[Makes a careful exit because that carpet beater hurts.]
Where are you, you snot.
[he’s halfway out the door] Woman I’m practically half your age?
Are you seriously gonna beat me with a carpet beater??
[she raises her nose] I might. I did warn you.
ask-the-belgian-crip
:
Friesland?
more like
Fritesland
haha I crack my self up okay I’ll see myself out
One more word, boy, and I’ll slap the French out of you.
Alle vous faire
That’s French for “Fight me Famke.”
[she simply gets up and walks off, presumably off to get the carpetbeater]
[ a cold breeze sweeps through the country]
I feel like I should run? Should I run? Yeah I should run…
[Makes a careful exit because that carpet beater hurts.]
Where are you, you snot.
ask-the-belgian-crip
:
Friesland?
more like
Fritesland
haha I crack my self up okay I’ll see myself out
One more word, boy, and I’ll slap the French out of you.
Alle vous faire
That’s French for “Fight me Famke.”
[she simply gets up and walks off, presumably off to get the carpetbeater]
ask-the-belgian-crip
:
Friesland?
more like
Fritesland
haha I crack my self up okay I’ll see myself out
One more word, boy, and I’ll slap the French out of you.
wietkoning
You are not planning on calling me and Amstel “Mem and Heit”, are you?
…what if I had you listed as Mem. [Grin]
…Listed me where?
…In my phone? Where else would I list you?
… I-
I can’t deny I am quite surprised.
…Would you rather I put Merdude and Frites?
I am rather intrigued why you would name me after french fries, so perhaps if I know the explanation of that.
You are not planning on calling me and Amstel “Mem and Heit”, are you?
…what if I had you listed as Mem. [Grin]
…Listed me where?
…In my phone? Where else would I list you?
... I-
I can't deny I am quite surprised.
You are not planning on calling me and Amstel “Mem and Heit”, are you?
…what if I had you listed as Mem. [Grin]
...Listed me where?
[guess who brought pie and flowers and may be smoking a joint on her front step]
[She opens the door and sees him standing] I am glad you’re here, the pie looks good, but unlight that thing. You know it does horrors to my interior. Come in. [She walks further into the house, waiting for him to follow her. The scent of meat and red cabbage is in the house]
VIIwietkoning:
[Oops. He thought he’s be done before she would get to the door] Gotcha. [He taps out the ash and taps it against his tongue to extinguish it, dropping it into his pocket and follows]
Smells good. How was your week? [he’ll go search for a vase first thing so he can get these things some water] Lise will be around soon with the cows, so you know.
There's a vase in the scullery. There should be a cupboard with those kinds of things there. [She says as she dissapears into the kitchen to look at the cabbage]. It has been rather uneventful. Beer was 20% off. Clara VII has been a bit restless this week, I suspect she feels there is another cow joining her. She'll get used it. Oh, I wasn't able to watch "Wie is de Mol" because of that guy who entered the NOS, that was irritating. But besides that, it has been good. [She stirs into the cabbage before draining the pot] Help me with the table, will you? Why did you gave Lisse that cow? [They hadn't talked about it and she was quite curious about it]
Live fanút Amsterdam-Súd! Fan Sietze Zwanenburg!
You are not planning on calling me and Amstel "Mem and Heit", are you?
[guess who brought pie and flowers and may be smoking a joint on her front step]
[She opens the door and sees him standing] I am glad you're here, the pie looks good, but unlight that thing. You know it does horrors to my interior. Come in. [She walks further into the house, waiting for him to follow her. The scent of meat and red cabbage is in the house]
Well, I assumed this Yannick would be your bae-lover as you mentioned her. I hope she’s good to you. [She decides not to question why a girl would be named Yannick or be oblivious on purpose.] Hachee it is then.
[He’s not about to say a thing about the Belgian now. Oh man.] …yeah, sure is. [This will be interesting at some point. Shuffles his feet] I’m gonna go uh, check on Lisse. I guess I’ll see you this weekend then?
That's good to hear. [She sounds relieved for some reason] I will see you this weekend. Goodbye. [She hangs up]
[Well she is his mom and hasn’t spoiled him since like ever.] Hm? Yannick? That would be your… [she has trouble with keeping up with current slang] Your bae-lover? [Yeah thats sounds about right.] Anyway, pie sounds good. How about I make you hachee and red cabbage?
….have you been talking to Aletta. [He tends to keep his relationships not very known. Or at least tries since he sucks at keeping relationships to begin with] Yeah, basically. [Rubs his chin] Yes please.
Well, I assumed this Yannick would be your bae-lover as you mentioned her. I hope she's good to you. [She decides not to question why a girl would be named Yannick or be oblivious on purpose.] Hachee it is then.
