Captain Elegance

[artificialsilkgirl]

When I see shirtless male joggers I want to hit them with my car

[dogpuppy]

[urbunnygf222-deactivated2025100]

Wrestler Jesus fought on wrestlemania 41 for our sins

[stillmissing]

starting a collection #blackmold

[plaidpajamallama]

This is crazy bruh

[gingerxfury]

Seth screaming DIE to Punk.....Babygirl is crazy and I am here for it.

[yanniecatt-deactivated20250311]

[alduinzucchini]

rip peggy hill, you would have loved posting your musings on tumblr

[alduinzucchini]

next year there needs to be a superbowl ad that teaches men how to wash their hands

[eury--dice]

brennan entering the dome: yeah we’ll change the lighting depending on if we’re roleplaying or in combat, maybe get up to a little projection action as time goes on

aabria entering the dome: so we’re gonna need a hyperrealistic bear carcass,

[alduinzucchini]

I was going through my notes app and wtf is this

[alduinzucchini]

You know we all got addictions some people smoke I uhh put kids in Zoots. I kill em I put em in the Zoots what can I say it's my passion

[alduinzucchini]

mr beast video idea he puts five orphans in animatronic suits and has markiplier play five nights at freddy's for real

[pjackk]

Im not a gimick im a piece of shit with no future at all

[gabagoulie]

*walking into the kitchen yelling BIG CHEESE*

"If we were rats in a gang, your name would be big cheese"

"... if we were rats in a gang . . ."

"LISTEN, YOU EAT THE MOST CHEESE therefore you are the big cheese. Mine would probably be something stupid like Danny whiskers"

[gabagoulie]

*no preface, outta the blue* "Teeth chattering Tony, THATS ANOTHER ONE, THATS ANOTHER ONE"

[alduinzucchini]

there was preface I attest to the preface

[alduinzucchini]

a menagerie of leafy green vegetables, a spinagerie if you will

[gabagoulie]

The Mark Zuckerburg fit

The Zit, if you will

[alduinzucchini]