just kind of here at this point

[vanwizard]

me as a detective walking up to look at a dead body: ok first of all, big mood,

[abomasnow]

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

[triplesixyz-deactivated20200529]

Being a decent human means holding your trash until you can locate a goddamn trashcan u littering swine

[drxgonfly]

[s-unflow-r]

[ema-j-blog]

[grayskymorning]

Elana Loo

[thelifeofjessicaa]

[buglite]

hi just wondering if i were an otter and you were an otter and we were sleeping would you hold my paw so we wouldn't drift away from each other. just wondering

[supremesaudi]

[lexxnova]

Truthfully

[6aint-deactivated20250716]

took it personally because I never would’ve done it to you

[quotemadness]

“And it’s amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.”

— Eoin Colfer

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rosevilles]

[nbgems-deactivated20151011]

one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”

then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high

to this day i still have not lived it down

[leohearts]

“Pretending you’re okay is easier than having to explain to everyone why you’re not.”

—

[placetobethe]