You've got to be bloody kidding.
What is wrong with all the birds in this school?
I wouldn't blame their lack of interest in you, on them, Severus.

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@alectocarrowest
You've got to be bloody kidding.
What is wrong with all the birds in this school?
I wouldn't blame their lack of interest in you, on them, Severus.
Let's stop the inter house drama, shall we?
Squabbling over our toys again, are we?
I'm not looking forward to seeing August end.
You’re just as bad, Alecto. If not worse, that is. You should really take a look at the way you idiots look when someone dares say something about your house. It’s not that big a deal. Just snakes and lions.
Whatever. You ready for school to start droning on again?
I think it's more to do with the ideologies that come with our house. Our house has standards and views that offend the common ones like yourself simply because you could never rise to it.
No. I'm ready to leave the hell hole running when graduation comes. I would imagine you like your little hidey hole in the Gryffindor burrow though.
There's nothing quite like bring pain to another... Being.
Oh, absolutely not. You know me, love. I just… Love to have my fun with things before I break them completely.
Ruthless you are, Amycus. I have no patience to play before I break, but I suppose there are always differences between siblings, even those as close as us.
I'm not looking forward to seeing August end.
Yeah, yeah. Hello pot, I’m kettle. You’re black.
I'm not looking forward to seeing August end.
Severus, yes, I can agree is a hell no. At least Amycus knows what he wants, I find that to be so hard to find in someone.
Shall I arrange a date then? I must warn you I am by far the more interesting sibling.
I'm not looking forward to seeing August end.
I know I’m trying not to believe in stereotypical Slytherin’s but are you all arseholes? Merlin.
Nothing arsehole-like about that statement at all, I was merely being honest. You Gryffindors can't handle honesty especially if it results in a blow to your egos.
I'm not looking forward to seeing August end.
Threatening me are you? I’m not afraid of your brother, Alecto. He can barely hold a wand let alone duel with someone.
Be afraid of me then, Black. Getting expelled out of this dump sure as hell doesn't faze me, especially if it means I get to rid the world of you.
There's nothing quite like bring pain to another... Being.
The way those house elves writhe in pain is a sight each and every person should see at one point in their lives. It’s bloody hilarious.
You always liked to play with your food before you ate it, Amycus. I shouldn't have thought it would be any different in other contexts.Â
I'm not looking forward to seeing August end.
Was that your best insult? Do me a favor and go fetch Amycus, at least he’s entertaining.
I'm not in a good mood today, Black. If Amycus catches wind that you're being such a bother to me, I'd optimistically say your days are limited. If you piss me off more than you already have, I'd optimistically say your hours are limited.Â
I'm not looking forward to seeing August end.
 That is sadly all too true. Your brother seems to be well on his way. Sometimes I wonder if I will ever consider Severus to be a man.
My brother?Â
You're being kind even considering Severus. I think we all know the answer to that is hell no.
I'm not looking forward to seeing August end.
 This is why you’re my favourite, you understand. Honestly, where have you been?
Lets not pretend that's the only reason why I'm your favourite.
Mostly trying to avoid the living. Have you been following suit, or has something exciting actually happened?
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I'm not looking forward to seeing August end.
It’s such a horrible thing to think about.
Truly. I can only hope the Slytherin boys have grown up more since last year. I have no interest in boys, only men, and so very few have yet accomplished that title.
I'm not looking forward to seeing August end.
Nobody is, Al.
Perhaps something is in need to lighten the mood.Â
Something strong enough to block out the ever looming gloom of the future.Â
I'm not looking forward to seeing August end.
Maybe you should do yourself a favor and drop out of Hogwarts.
How about you do us all a favour and drop off the face of the earth, Bloodtraitor.
I'm not looking forward to seeing August end.
Tell me about someone who is? I don’t want to study. I’m enjoying this partying and drinking thing I’ve got going.
Well I was also enjoying time without your company, but I guess all good things must come to an end.Â