What sort of distraction? Something fun, I hope?
Well... you know... a distraction! We need to keep your mind off of things that you shouldn’t worry about anymore. Because it’s in the past now. So...
Is this fun enough?

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@alectoinflames
What sort of distraction? Something fun, I hope?
Well... you know... a distraction! We need to keep your mind off of things that you shouldn’t worry about anymore. Because it’s in the past now. So...
Is this fun enough?
alecto is so terrifying but i love it
Finnster? Thor scrunched up his nose before giving a small shrug. Alright I’ll give you points for originality I suppose. I mean I’m slightly less bored than I was before if that counts? He laughed. Easy, I’d screw Mulciber anytime. He just seems a lot more clean than Marcus and I bet he knows what he’s doing.
Yes, Finnster. Sounds way cooler than your name, to be honest. Thor makes you sound like an idiot. [Shrugs] I guess it counts, it’s still rather pathetic that you entertain yourself this easily, but each on their own. [She sighs] Oh come on, Marcus isn’t that bad. I mean, yes he looks like he’s all hair, but he’s not dirty all the time. You know? Cassius is just a little too.. um... too much, I’d say. I guess I just know him too much.
Maybe you should just kill yourself then. That’s not a good mood to have during war, dear.
Thorfinn exhaled a loud sigh and pouted at Alecto. Why can’t you just play along for the sake of entertaining me? I’m bored out of my brains over here. I can give you more interesting people if you’d like? More suited to you. Ok so would you rather shag Marcus Avery or Cassius Mulciber? I know who I’d pick.
I’m not your clown, Finnster. Maybe that’s why. Is this even entertaining to you at all? Do you really unbore yourself with so damn little? [Sighs] Avery-- been there, done that. It was fun, I guess. Who would you pick?
Then why won’t you let me pass?
Maybe I just want you to go the fuck away. Ever thought about that?
Yeah? What else are you fucking doing?
Not getting annoyed, for starters. What do you need?
You’re forgetting that i’m both childish and ridiculous, cupcake. Bullshit, that’s complete and utter bullshit. I refuse to believe your lies. I’m guessing you’d go for Rodolphus if you had to pick, am I right? I totally am aren’t I?
Oh, right. [Rolls her eyes] Why would I have to pick at all? Can’t I just stay here and do my thing?
I know what you mean dear, everyone lives on edge but nothing ever happens, so dull. But I’m glad to hear you still find ways to entretain yourself. Did he now? I’m sure he wasn’t that mad at you, it was probably more about some people that were killing secretaries inside the ministry. Me? Nothing much really, same old things, I cooked, I kept the kitchen clean, I found a very old book of bloodspells, I’m sure your days are far more interesting than mine. How is your family?
Right? If they’re going to live on the edge, just push them off of it already. Give them something to talk about. [Shrugs] Oh yeah, that mess. Dont’t even reminds me about it. Ohh an old book, are you going to try some of those? Do you need help? [Smiles] Who knows, other than Amycus I don’t really see any of them anymore. Thank Merlin.
Well sure, it’s just that sometimes I don’t like to use magic. Sometimes it’s just an easy get out and it can be awfully antisocial. I wasn’t whining either, perhaps you should practice some manners.
What kind of person doesn’t like magic? Are you sick or something? Or just plain stupid? [Scoffs] I don’t need manners, kid. I’m doing just fine. You’re the one that asked for help.
What do you mean? This is incredibly important business Alecto, I need you to take it seriously. Now then, Rodolphus or Rabastan Lestrange? Which one would you sleep with and why. Go.
Not only it’s not important business, but it’s also incredibly childish and ridiculous. Neither of them. There. Happy now?
I don’t have time for this.
Hey, could you give me a hand? I’m just a little too short to reach the top shelf. Which is funny you know because 5ft 6 is the average height for a woman so you would figure they’d build things to be accustomed to that. They don’t. Perhaps I just have tiny little T-rex arms! All I need it the brown sugar and I’ll repay you in a dozen cookies.
You realize there’s magic in the world and it’s all available for you to do whatever you want with your hand and that wand of yours, right? Stop whining, it’s unbecoming on you.
Nothing interesting happens around here anymore, tell me, how have you been?
Really, they call it a war but it’s so boring. I’m fine, burned down a book shop, made Rodolphus freak out on me a little. Nothing new. You?
You’re right, I know. Patience isn’t one of my strong suits. [ He leans into her touch ] I appreciate you trying, at least.
Don’t worry, you’ve got me to help. If you can’t wait, we can just find a distraction until you forget.
Oh Nella you constantly blow me away with you talent! Alecto is another one of those characters that are just so entertaining and interesting to see on the dashboard. You write her beautifully.
“Alecto, Amycus’s sister, teaches Muggle Studies, which is compulsory for everyone. We’ve all got to listen to her explain how Muggles are like animals, stupid and dirty, and how they drive wizards into hiding by being vicious toward them, and how the natural order is being re-established.”
Death Eaters and Allies || Alecto Carrow