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❝ I learn a good deal by merely observing you, and letting you talk as long as you please. And taking note of what you do not say...❞ Marcus Avery Nineteen Former Slytherin. Death Eater.

[bodbrigi94]

[palpattine]

[marsmind]

[ashazardous]

Future [ 1985 ]

[richelixus]

I beg your pardon? I’m not trying to pull anything, I just told you to get out of my way. 

[ashazardous]

That’s you trying to get me to listen to your whining. You’re capable of going around me. 

[sophiaetaestus]

Future AU | 1994

[sophiaetaestus]

You might want to take a look inside the basement. I think you’ll find stuff you’ll like, mon cher.

[ashazardous]

The basement? Learn that trick from Cassius? Damn, I’m glad you’ve finally gotten more ballsy. Now what kind of treat do you have stashed in your basement today?

[sabrinacarpntrs]

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[ashazardous]

Future [ 1985 ]

Okay --what the fuck are you trying to pull?

[sophiaetaestus]

Future AU | 1994

If you have anything to say I recommend you speak now before I get impatient. 

[ashazardous]

Smells like fucking shit in here. What the hell have you been doing?

[nottawallflower-blog]

I’m full of surprises. Why don’t you stop yapping on and on and do something interesting then?

[ashazardous]

Hey --I’m not the one who’s bored out of my skull. Do I look like your fucking entertainment service here? 

[alectoinflames]

I don’t have time for this.

[ashazardous]

Yeah? What else are you fucking doing?

[sophiaetaestus]

So is that your new hobbie now? Making school girls hate you? What’s next, Marcus? Breaking into the ladies’ bathroom? (She snorts) You jump on everything that gives you a chance. You would probably fuck me right now if I asked. You’re not a rebellious phase, you’re a dickhead with facial hair issues. Now can we get going? I have to be in France by dinner.  

[ashazardous]

Absolutely. Wait --that’s not your next move? he rolls his eyes. You have to bring this up over and over again don’t you? Naw --I’m not up for a fuck from you, ever. Any other suggestions though, I’ll consider. he chuckles. Aren’t you bitchy today. Yes we can go, as long as you’re not going to whine about your dinner all day. 

[nottawallflower-blog]

Thor shrugged. I get bored easily, I’ll do a lot of things for a bit of entertainment dear. 

[ashazardous]

I know, but I still didn’t think you’d stoop that bloody low. It’s almost fucking impressive if you forget about how much you’re begging for entertainment.

[the-green-reaper]

Well I was afraid if I didn’t warm you up before you wouldn’t be ready, and you know I always like to give you the chance to offer what I want without having to ask you [smiles] I wasn’t as interested in your prick as I was in the whole situation, but I’m glad to know you are still a full functioning man, dear, congratulations in surviving a kick from someone half your size. I must say it’s a nice surprise to know about this side of her; did you do something in particular to receive such reaction or were you just being your usual charming self?

[ashazardous]

Because you’re a lazy fuck when it comes to that shit. Right? You know you could have bloody seen it if you had agreed to come along, bet you regret that shit now. She’s even throwing out death threats now, some of them are getting more twisted the more pissed she gets. I have to tell you it’s very interesting to see. She’s getting more shit done than her brother even thinks about. I know, I didn’t think she’d have the guts to go for anything like that. he chuckles. I’m always charming, yes but no I was additionally trying to get a rise out of her stiff little self.

[nottawallflower-blog]

Ey if you wanted another kiss all you had to do was ask Marcus. I give the people what they want… but no really you do brush your teeth, right?

[ashazardous]

No, just fucking with you. Yes, I do you bloody paranoid freak. Wait --so you’d do it even if I didn’t? Hysterical. 

[vicedcorruption-blog]

I don’t know. Did you hear about those idiots who killed a secretary? It’s hard to trust people to do shit right these days. (He smirks) Have you seen my wife lately? We had a bit of a disagreement and now she’s running around believing she’s independent. 

[ashazardous]

Of course I did, but you can’t really think I’d be that much of a moron --do you? I always do my shit right. I may remember he poking around, heard her bitching about you quite a bit more than usual too. Must have been some fucking disagreement. 

[ashazardous]

What can I say? Marcus is literally one of my favourite characters. I love how cocky and self absorbed he is and although they’re not the most wonderful qualities it’s what makes him so loveable. Also bald Avery is everything.

You’re right he absolutely does not have the best qualities, but I’m super happy that you think he’s worth reading anyway! Thanks! 

[brokencarrow-blog]

What is it?– Oh. [ He spots the blunt as it’s pulled from Avery’s pocket and snorts, shaking his head. When the bottle is held out to him, he takes it, screwing the cap off easily ] Probably be miserable and sober, rather than miserable and drunk.

[ashazardous]

What do you think? he takes a drag from his blunt, sprawling himself out on the sofa he’s sitting on. Yeah I’m not high enough to listen to your whines yet. Give me a bit. Then you can start sobbing about how you fucked up with that secretary.