I Swear Sometimes I'm Funny

I'm a 20something student studying history, specifically British history. I will talk about it for hours. Do ask me about it. I procrastinate like it's my job. And I fangirl like I was the chosen one. I'm a multi-fandom blog. If I like it, it will show up here, but I obsessively tag so if you don't like it, black list it, you will be safe. Expect to see a lot of Harry Potter (Harmony), Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel (Spuffy, Cangel), Doctor Who (Classic and New, I ship all the things), Supernatural (Destiel - this ship will one day kill me), Veronica Mars (LoVe), The Vampire Diaries (Delena, Steroline), FRIENDS, Gilmore Girls (Literati), Dawson's Creek (Pacey and Joey). Occasionally I will wax poetically about shows like Alias (Sarkney), Revenge (Emily and Nolan), Once Upon a Time, Criminal Minds, Castle, Elementary, Dead Like Me, Wonderfalls, Firefly/Serenity, Skins, Game of Thrones and more. Star Trek and The Avengers are always welcome here. You might also be witness to my never ending love affair with Jim Butcher and the Dresden Files as well the The Codex Alera series from where I take my name.

[runyouclevrboyandbeadoctor]

- Hailey Steinfeld 

[writing-prompt-s]

The world’s tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from those who would steal it.

[mildswearingat4am]

Suggestion: The dragon’s definition of “steal” is somewhat loose. It still allows the coin to be used and bartered and change hands–but on one condition: the dragon must be with it at all times.

They become a familiar sight in the marketplace.

“Here’s your change, ma'am. One gold piece.” The merchant holds out a palm, on top of which rests a tiny, brilliantly colored creature clutching a single gold coin.

“That’s a dragon,” you say dumbly. “One piece… and a dragon.”

“Yes.”

You cautiously reach out and attempt to take your change. You tug. It holds. You tug harder. The dragon lets loose a tiny, protective growl.

“Ma'am–no, ma'am, you have to take the dragon, too.”

“Sorry?”

The seller notes your dubious expression. “Not from around here, are ya?” They shrug. “Them’s the rules. Take the coin, take the dragon.”

They wait expectantly. Wondering how the world has so suddenly gone mad, you slowly, slowly hold out your hand.

The dragon perks right up. It scampers from their palm to yours with the coin clamped in its jaws and scales your sleeve with sharp little claws.

“Have a nice day, ma'am,” the merchant says. “Spend him soon, now, you hear? At another booth, if you can. He likes to travel.”

From its perch upon your shoulder, the dragon lets out a happy trill.

[bdubs8807]

Bonus: the coin eventually passes to the rogue in a group of travelling adventurers. The dragon becomes the mascot of the entire group, and they lay out a small pile of coins for him to sleep on every night, clutching his coin like a teddy bear.

[lindsayslohan]

“Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands, they just don’t.”

Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic

[dobrien]

(insp.)

[fangfaceandrea]

Spuffy Still going strong in Season 11. Caps from issues 7 & 9.

[bobnorley]

Request: Brienne of Tarth’s appearences throughout the seasons (+)

[ilikeyoshi]

me: hey how long is this thing going to last

someone: haha you just want to know when you’re off the hook

me: hah

me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations and backlog of energy and make sure the rest of my day falls in good accordance with it so that i don’t feel time-crunched and propel myself into a hysteria because if i don’t know how long this thing lasts or when it ends i can’t possibly know when literally anything else starts and my entire life becomes an unraveled realm of anarchy with no rhyme or reason and how is that not terrifying to you)

[ilikeyoshi]

me: hey how long will this take

someone: oh like twenty minutes

me: ok

*an hour later*

me: *clinging to every learned social skill i can think of with the desperate hope my distress and exhaustion doesn’t show*

someone: hey we’re almost done don’t be so crabby

me: *smiling* *internally screaming at this SENSELESS CHAOS*

[ilikeyoshi]

someone: hey do you want to do [involving time-consuming thing]

me: hey that sounds fun! when were you thinking?

someone: oh we’re doing it right now

me: oh. like. now-now? like right now. like you want me to stop what i’m doing and get up and do this thing with you, suddenly, with thirty seconds of warning. now. like this second. immediately. now?

[amanitacaplan]

Now I know, only love can save this world. Wonder Woman (2017) dir. Patty Jenkins

[cinderfell]

Episode 63 || Episode 69

[alerancodex]

#GOD REMEMBER WHEN??#REMEMBER WHEN THIS HAPPENED?#REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A SOBBING MESS ON MY BIRTHDAY LAST YEAR#WATCHING VEX POUR HER HEART OUT OVER PERCY'S DEAD BODY#REMEMBER THAT???#vex'ahlia#god it sTill Gets Me#critical role

[bruce-wayne]

There are people who run from the fire, and there are people who run into it. Dumb people.

[ghost-roads]

has this been done yet

[prideprejudce]

this is the only one i’ll reblog

[bellarkegifsdaily]

[uglyloki]

And even though she moved away, we always get calls from our daughter – 

luke

[scottymccall]

[chujellys]

but it is she who leads the battle, yes. hmm… princess leia organa. bold. strong… her mother’s blood flows through her

[theprincessleia-deactivated2021]

incorrect star wars quotes

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]