in this house we hate alessi

this is a jojo sideblog my main is @shrimplass

[alessihateblog]

good evening jojo tumblr...

[jotarosdivorcelawyer]

i generally avoid dubbed anime bc the voice acting is always shit but i saw some of the diamond is unbreakable one the other day and i've gotta say nothing could have prepared me for rohan's dub voice

[jotarosdivorcelawyer]

ok i'm just gonna say it. he sounds like a gay pervert who's a gag character from a homophobic cartoon

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[death-420]

[velvetys]

When a person who got their stand abilities from an arrow (🤢) tries to tell me something

[thesituation]

why the fuck does ed sheeran look like dio brando now

[thesituation]

[jotarosdivorcelawyer]

apparently there was a diamond is unbreakable mobile game at one point and i need everyone to see the shigechi model from it

[alessihateblog]

scared koichi icon was supposed to be a placeholder but i have grown fond of him

[jotarosdivorcelawyer]

my gf is tormenting me bc she knows she's still jolyne in my phone

[sandersfanders1]

[goldjolyne]

[sakapet-deactivated20181218]

Jotaro using Star Platinum’s time stop to just … appreciate Kakyoin. Like, when they’re watching a movie and something makes him laugh, or they’re watching the sunset and he has this contempt smile on his face, or when Kakyoin is painting and has this very concentrated face, Jotaro would just stop time to see those faces a little longer.

[scatology1984-deactivated201601]

if i had start plantum i’d use it to hog the blunt

[alessihateblog]

part 2 is not my favorite by a longshot but the first thing i was ever told about jojo is that the protagonist of part 2 wins by shooting his severed arm via geyser into the invincible ancient man, propelling him into space to float endlessly

and honestly thats like 90% of the reason i ever got into the series

[jotarosdivorcelawyer]

honestly i think if they had survived the events of part 6 jolyne would send jotaro this image constantly just to taunt him

[jotarosdivorcelawyer]

[jotarosdivorcelawyer]

hello jojo tumblr

[alessihateblog]

also im just putting it out here right now if you asked me to place a bet on part 6 outros i would bet on smooth by santana. i cant even tell you why

[alessihateblog]

i think that they grow guys who make jojo op’s in a vat bc like none of them have released anything else