Alex A-OK

Gay - TX - January 12th - Survivor of the T-Mobile Sidek!ck Crash of 2009

[swollenmuscles]

[himynameisemail]

[kamalahq]

It's giving Tara Reid

[thoughtportal]

box car sluts

[modogoblin]

[alex--lies]

@oceanic8

[akashicrecord]

daily office routine

8AM-9AM: grieve

9AM-10AM: shit/vape

10AM-11AM: jerk off

11AM-12PM: respond to emails

12PM-5PM: practice smiling

[andyoullhearitagain]

I'm fine.

[transcarcinization]

i think he would kill it on space tiktok

[catchymemes]

[modogoblin]

[oceanic8]

hey

[mona-l1sa]

[menlove-archive]

the problem w modern sci fi is there's no camp. would you ever see a man dressed like this in 2024 star trek? no

a woman dressed like this?

what about these guys?

what about this crime?

meanwhile modern trek just looks like this

WHERE is the cunt! the camp! the garish colors!

[henrycavillcumdump]

Scotty Sire & Toddy Smith

[dotjade]

put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

[wow-can-you-believe-this-gal]

[oceanic8]

[sandmandaddy69]