Push Came to Shove

genderqueer and tryna figure it out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Charm City, MD | she/they

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I would never make a post

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When was the last time I was one here? Lmao must have been like 2016 jfc a lot has happened since then lol

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Oh hey is this tumblr lmao

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uh, yeah, when will i be able turn on the radio without hearing that fucking song?  thanks,

[birdmony]

[thejokesondee]

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (S11E5)

“Mac & Dennis Move to the Suburbs”

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Suburbs will do that to ya

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Repubs tryina pass the aca repeal tonight around 2:30am, I can’t watch C-span online bc I don’t have cable.  Anyone wanna help a brother out? 

ok nvm, C-span.org got that live feed for free, check it out bitchhhh

[leggylance]

depression will be CANCELLED tomorrow, july 28, 2017 !!!!!!!!!!

[antiblackness-archive]

thank you for curing us all

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

PewDiePie, YouTube’s biggest star, is leaning into his new, far-right following

When Felix “PewDiePie” Kjellberg, YouTube’s most lucrative, popular superstar, uploaded a video featuring a banner with the words “Death to all Jews,” along with a man dressed as Jesus saying, “Hitler did absolutely nothing wrong,” he insisted it was jokes made in bad taste. 

After losing his partnership with Disney, Kjellberg apologized, saying he was just poking fun at the “modern world.”

But attempts to distance himself from his message didn’t deter the so-called “alt-right” from accepting him as one of their own, nor did Kjellberg’s insistence that he wanted nothing to do with them.

Kjellberg may not support them, but in the few short months since his anti-Semitism scandal, far-right celebrities have become Kjellberg’s favorite new bedfellows. Read more (7/26/17)

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Alex Jones asking him to dm him tho

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I can’t post a screenshot bc I’m on mobile but two days after Alex Jones asks him to DM, he posts this:

https://twitter.com/pewdiepie/status/888122083003162629

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hmm facebook breaking out the high precision targeted suggestion algorithms i see

[theweirdwideweb]

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I’m being personally attacked

[lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131]

so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms

except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem

[trailerparkhardcore]

Suction warlock

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

don the piss robe

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Every one of these are being used 💯 for jacking off in public urinals.

[thejokesondee]

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (S2E5)

“$100 Dollar Baby“

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Ok so Tropic Thunder is actually a High Quality Movie, let me tell you why:

1) Deals with addiction in a realistic way

2) Race relations

3) hyper-masculinity in hip-hop

4) capitalism prioritizing profits over people

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420 y'all lol

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[stability]

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Neoliberalism!!