a literal handful of bees

she/they [23] ~ "your brand is handfuls of squirming insects but, like, in a cool way" -@amphigories ~ https://d20.carrd.co

[dovekiss]

The most comprehensive link to donations, petitions, resources and information. Silence is compliance in violence.

[creepycrawwly]

VOICE ACTORS WANTED

I need three voice actors for an upcoming crushed head with sauce animation project. See characters below.

-Absolutely no experience required

-Must be 18 years or older

-Decent mic quality preferred but not required

-No constraints based on character gender

-These will be paid roles with price negotiable based on need and want

Fill out this google form to apply.

Thank you!

[epilepticsaints]

[chloebangbang]

I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

[javascript-official]

Hey it looks like you reblogged "No rush, The bear videogame" slowdown! there no rush here. This is a cigarette, take it. Watch it again before you reblog it again

[javascript-official]

You are mentally ill, and that's amazing

[klausie]

[rockabillywife]

it’s very clever when a musician does a countdown before the song starts that way you don’t get scared when the music comes on because you now know what’s coming

[fagstaynight]

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

[kadabura]

Hello! Ideas To Playtest, an artbook of my game concepts from 2018-2024, is now on itch.io! If you'd be interested in exchanging $3.99 for 87 pages of content covering 30+ concepts, ✨you can get the PDF here!✨

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[zaiofender]

Don't stop dancing, Noel! 💫

youtube upload <3

[zaiofender]

chivalry & desire

[cali]

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

[dralphabet]

[ballofstress9]

[notahorseindisguise]

ladies if you jsut felt your panties being blown off fear not its because i just put on a fitted sheet first try

[jomeimei421]

I kinda cooked with this on IG so it’s coming here too

[libraryspectre]

My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger

[libraryspectre]

It'll be like

*music box playing*

*dog snoring*

*the sound of a crackling fire slowly fades in, getting louder and louder as the dog continues to snore*

[libraryspectre]

The other night I was taking a bath while her bluetooth speaker sat innocently nearby, when she decided to aid my relaxation by providing her favorite soundscape, Dog Engulfed In Housefire

[libraryspectre]

Okay since this is getting like a thousand notes an hour let me clear up some common misconceptions:

1) she is doing this on purpose, as she turns up the volume on the fire she yells things like "oh no he's still sleeping get him out of there!"

2) she is not falling asleep to this. Her preference for actual sleeping is just rain noises. She does this exclusively to torment me/make me laugh/amuse herself before bed

[leolaroot]

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

[ivanoyva]

What. What. What. What.

[leolaroot]

im gonna pop some.tag

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