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Alexa V.

[catchymemes]

[severestudentsoulampomothill1972]

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[m4a1-shermayne]

This turtle is in hell and all you can think about is cum

[kiwianaroha]

The Nike “boycott” is super interesting because:

1) People are defacing and destroying their own possessions that they have already paid for

2) We’ve all known for decades that Nike uses sweatshops and child labour, but it’s the man quietly kneeling in peaceful protest that they can’t tolerate 

[unclefather]

[ruinedchildhood]

A Bugs Life 2 blooper Toy Story 2 (1999)

[versacetbh-blog]

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

NPC Energy

[rah-bizzle]

Recently I was in a public place, chatting quietly with my friends, and this unattended child came out of nowhere and asked me to clarify one of the things I’d said. So I explained myself to this kid, and as soon as he got an answer, he turned around without saying anything and continued on his way. It really felt like he’d just walked up to me and pressed A. 

[samsfenders]

Compilation of the Queer Eye guys (1/?): Putting up with clients

[sodamnrelatable]

but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE

and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE

i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME

didn’t I MY DEAR

didn’t I my -

[thecryptkeeper]

“i made a kid cry we’re going to hell”

[animusrox]

One of the rare times Eric Andre broke character

[saltheartedbarmaid]

“I don’t even like talking to people in the daytime” me too, Hannibal

[lopmon]

i’m screaming

[rhydonmyhardon]

delete this

[elysiansilver-deactivated201802]

[chanelmius-deactivated20200309]

The opening line of Oscar Wilde’s The Picture of Dorian Gray

[mmx4-deactivated20180219]

cool little thing from the pikmin manual

[glitchlich]

[mepphy-land]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

[peopleareaproblem]

*dry food crunches*

Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

@captioned-vines

[campbirdvan]

IS THIS EVEN REAL

[valentinesvampire]

Ok normally I hate the edgy “what if everyone in this children’s show was actually DEAD and in the AFTERLIFE” type thing but. Total drama island is DEFINITELY set in Hell

[jam-hearts]

The most relatable joke of Kid Gorgeous

[idreamofjimmy]

[doctormemelordmd]

The only show based off a movie that wasn’t just good but absolutely fantastic

[kothringi]

When Ken Morrish picked this apple off a tree in his garden, he thought a prankster had painted half of it red.

But after inspecting it closely he realised that the remarkable split colours on the fruit were a natural phenomenon. And the bizarre apple turned Mr Morrish into something of a celebrity in his village with scores of neighbours queuing up to take a photograph of it.

Experts say that the odds of finding an apple with such a perfect line between the green and the red are more than 1million to one. [source]

[the-axiom-of-choice]

My Biology major boyfriend got a scholarship for excellence in Botany as well as a scholarship for excellence in Biology and Zoology

I asked him if this his possible and all he said was “I don’t know, plants are fucking weird”

[badgengar]

“I don’t know, plants are fucking weird” - From someone that studies biology.

[owlphallacies]

@semianonymity can you confirm

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

This reminds of the bigender cardinal!

[virtuous-thing]

[friendbow]

do you accept him?

[ilovedookie]

ACCEPT

[lord-kitschener]

A C C E P T