c'est un s.o.s.

There comes a time when a blind man takes your hand and says, "Can't you see?" Alexander not so Great.

[alexanderlbr]

whining because i missed the fucking event because my stupid fucking parents took me to fucking grocery shop for like eight fucking hours i hate things

[wtfseige]

[pours the batter into the pan and sets it in the oven] Is he now? Hmm. 

[alexanderlbr]

Yeah.

[wtfseige]

[starts cracking some eggs into a bowl furiously] We should probably look into associations that deal with the support of homeless safe havens, see if they can help us find a decent lawyer. I want to make them pay. [starts to whisk the sugar, flour and eggs together] 

[alexanderlbr]

He's gonna be at the party.

[wtfseige]

[sniffles and rummages in the cupboard for a sack of flour and sugar.] We’ll get through this.

[alexanderlbr]

[mcryker-deactivated20141008]

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke? He won the “no-bell” prize!

[alexanderlbr]

Shhh.

[wtfseige]

Oh for fuck’s sake! What do we do? Can we take the other kids in somehow? I can pull together some cash.

And the burial— she deserves a proper burial, Alexander.

[alexanderlbr]

I don't know--Seige, I don't know.

[mcryker-deactivated20141008]

He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

[alexanderlbr]

[wtfseige]

Shit, Alexander. Shit, shit, shit…How…how did she die?

[alexanderlbr]

Gunshot wound. Straight through her head. One of the Upper East Side assholes found the safeplace and called the cops. Most of the kids got a way, but--

[mcryker-deactivated20141008]

Okay. How did the hipster burn his mouth?

[alexanderlbr]

How?

[wtfseige]

[flinches with him] W-what? No that’s just not true, Alexander. I…I just saw her a couple days ago, I-I brought her c-cookies…

[alexanderlbr]

Yeah.

[mcryker-deactivated20141008]

Since I have your attention, would sir enjoy some jokes?

[alexanderlbr]

Go ahead.

[wtfseige]

Darling…[gingerly wraps an arm around him]

[alexanderlbr]

[flinches] She's dead, Seige, Rosie's dead.

[mcryker-deactivated20141008]

You’re welcome. 

[alexanderlbr]

[wtfseige]

And why, may I ask, is that?

[alexanderlbr]

[mcryker-deactivated20141008]

You’re rude, but you’ll fit perfectly on my ceiling.

[alexanderlbr]

Thanks?

[wtfseige]

The thing about moods, Alexander, is that they shift. Ergo my question; what is your mood now?

[alexanderlbr]

A bad one.

[mcryker-deactivated20141008]

If you think I wouldn’t do it, may I say that you are terribly wrong.

[alexanderlbr]

Rude.