Then I guess I’ll just have to decide which one to use based on my mood. I’m Will, by the way.
Pleasure to meet you, Will.
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Then I guess I’ll just have to decide which one to use based on my mood. I’m Will, by the way.
Pleasure to meet you, Will.
Because it’s the first reason as to why you’re being such an asshole that came to mind. Now tell me what your name is before I start using “Small Dick” when I refer to you.
I'm Alex. Small dick works just as well.
What’s that supposed to mean?
Well, I'm not going to be having sex with you anytime soon, so why would the size matter to you?
Oh, I will. It’ll be even better relishing in the fact that the small dick your attitude is overcompensating for isn’t up it instead.
You can think I have a small dick if you want, I don't really care. It's not like you need to care about its size anyway.
I’m sure my ass is a much better place for my head to be if when your pompous self walks into the room.
Pompous. That's new. Have fun up there, then. Don't let me interrupt your time.
Oh? And where do you work that is better than the library?
Lauren. Nice to meet you.
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That’s true. Have you seen the library? It’s huge.
It is. It's one of my favorite places here, next to where I work. I'm Alex, by the way.
Oh, really? Because I work there and don’t recall ever seeing you.
I’m not tense, I just have a low tolerance for people who think with their mouths instead of their heads.
Maybe you just haven't looked hard enough, then. Because I'm in there a lot. Whenever I'm not working, actually. If you got your head out of your ass, maybe you'd have seen me.
I am aware.
Perfect. I'll meet you at the borders. But go kind of far into the woods, there are less guards there.
Try a library, dim one.
Aw, but love, I already went through all of the books in the library. You seem rather tense. Everything ok?
A little..well, I am not quite sure where I stand on that entire situation.
Fair enough. If we do go on an adventure you know you'd be breaking the rules, right? I mean, I give less than a fuck about them but I'm just letting you know...
Do you really think there are books that haven’t been read?
There are always books left to read.
You know what, I think I am.
Ok, then. Lets set off on an adventure! Wait, you don't care about the whole north and south bullshit, right?
That sounds fun…and dangerous…then again it has been a long time since I’ve even looked at a book in this place.
Are you willing to risk it all for the sake of knowledge, young grasshopper?
I wonder how many more books have been left unread in Purgatory. I think it's time for a little book hunt.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
Its been crazy..at least I have been but trust me you’re lucky you missed it. Oh yes and how I’ve missed you just being Alex.
You've been crazy? I'm sorry I couldn't pull you out of the clouds, then, love.
Since you've missed it, I'll be just Alex just for you.