I had a dream, once

Willhemina Hoffman, at your service. Got a problem? There's a pretty damn good chance of me not helping you with it. I'm not the feely type, especially when it comes to the matters of others. Need anymore info? The links are down there.

[willdreamedadream-blog]

Silence is golden. Thank you for keeping this place shiny.

[monkeymonkeyunderpantz-deactiva]

Yes, well. I’m all about keeping it…shiny?

[willdreamedadream-blog]

Sorry, my mind was blanking on another word for golden. Doesn't happen often, I swear.

[monkeymonkeyunderpantz-deactiva]

[willdreamedadream-blog]

Silence is golden. Thank you for keeping this place shiny.

[willdreamedadream-blog]

Drinking away my inconvenient thoughts at the tavern.

[willdreamedadream-blog]

Ugh, I hate those types. Just because you were in her life doesn’t mean you’re Satan’s incarnate. 

Since you’re one of the few new people I don’t cringe at the sight of, I guess it’d be good to know who you are. My name’s Will.

[theforgotten-julia]

Exactly. Now she’s going to have everyone think of me as a human leper. Not that I care, I just don’t want her to be able to accomplish that. And Julia. 

[willdreamedadream-blog]

Not everyone, sweetheart.

My mother would probably do the same if she were here. Putting a stop to someone's drug money can definitely lead to a case of the crazies. 

[willdreamedadream-blog]

Drinking away my inconvenient thoughts at the tavern.

[willdreamedadream-blog]

Normally, I’m opposed to listening to anyone’s stories because they’re of no value t’me. Mostly because it’s just a bunch of “my life was so beautiful” bullshit. You, on the other hand, have my curiosity. Care to tell of the exception you mentioned?

[theforgotten-julia]

Her name is Abbie Windsor. We never really got along. Actually the opposite, we hated eachother and then she died. Now I’m here and apparently I’m all to blame. I ‘bullied’ her apparently. 

[willdreamedadream-blog]

Ugh, I hate those types. Just because you were in her life doesn't mean you're Satan's incarnate. 

Since you're one of the few new people I don't cringe at the sight of, I guess it'd be good to know who you are. My name's Will.

[willdreamedadream-blog]

Drinking away my inconvenient thoughts at the tavern.

[oh-livs-peerce]

willdreamedadream:

It only comes out when the booze has a hold on me. Ain’t somethin’ I’m proud of, trust me.

Oh it’s not too bad.

[willdreamedadream-blog]

Not too bad if you don't want to get anywhere in life. Ain't nobody gonna take you seriously if you talk like this. 

[willdreamedadream-blog]

Drinking away my inconvenient thoughts at the tavern.

[willdreamedadream-blog]

Sexy, yes. One of the bartenders here is a very sexy Irishman and I suppose one could find some other handsome men here if leprechauns ain’t your type. If your lookin’ for smart, however, you’ve come to the wrong afterlife. Haven’t had a decent conversation since I died a month ago.

[theforgotten-julia]

Oh lovely so basically I’m the same shit hole as before just with new faces. Actually… with the exception of one unfortunately. 

[willdreamedadream-blog]

Normally, I'm opposed to listening to anyone's stories because they're of no value t'me. Mostly because it's just a bunch of "my life was so beautiful" bullshit. You, on the other hand, have my curiosity. Care to tell of the exception you mentioned?

[willdreamedadream-blog]

Drinking away my inconvenient thoughts at the tavern.

Anyone care to join me?

[oh-livs-peerce]

I can’t say I’ve ever been, but if you need company I’d be more than willing…

[willdreamedadream-blog]

I didn’t say I needed it, young’n. Just givin’ the folks here a chance to actually talk to me without fear of getting their head bitten off.

[oh-livs-peerce]

I never knew you had an accent.

[willdreamedadream-blog]

It only comes out when the booze has a hold on me. Ain't somethin' I'm proud of, trust me.

[willdreamedadream-blog]

Drinking away my inconvenient thoughts at the tavern.

[willdreamedadream-blog]

Well, your in luck. The North has the best booze in Purgatory and, if you’re into that, the bartenders aren’t exactly hard on the eyes.

[theforgotten-julia]

Oh I’m definitely into that. 

What are the guys even like here? Please tell me sexy, smart and not completely boring. 

[willdreamedadream-blog]

Sexy, yes. One of the bartenders here is a very sexy Irishman and I suppose one could find some other handsome men here if leprechauns ain't your type. If your lookin' for smart, however, you've come to the wrong afterlife. Haven't had a decent conversation since I died a month ago.

[willdreamedadream-blog]

Drinking away my inconvenient thoughts at the tavern.

Anyone care to join me?

[oh-livs-peerce]

I can’t say I’ve ever been, but if you need company I’d be more than willing…

[willdreamedadream-blog]

I didn't say I needed it, young'n. Just givin' the folks here a chance to actually talk to me without fear of getting their head bitten off.

[willdreamedadream-blog]

Drinking away my inconvenient thoughts at the tavern.

Anyone care to join me?

[theforgotten-julia]

Oh yes, I definitely could use a drink. 

[willdreamedadream-blog]

Well, your in luck. The North has the best booze in Purgatory and, if you're into that, the bartenders aren't exactly hard on the eyes.

[willdreamedadream-blog]

Drinking away my inconvenient thoughts at the tavern.

Anyone care to join me?

[lilith-montgomery-deactivated20]

It's never too late to join the group

All of you would be safer as a guard, anyway, don’t you think?

[willdreamedadream-blog]

[abbiewindsor-deactivated2013040]

It's so quiet...

[willdreamedadream-blog]

That’s…disturbing but fascinating at the same time. What’s your name, sweetheart?

[abbiewindsor-deactivated2013040]

It’s even stranger considering she was his thirteen year old cousin and he was twenty-seven at the time. Me? Oh, my name’s Abigail, but people just call me Abbie. 

[willdreamedadream-blog]

Okay, scratch the whole "fascinating" thing. I now regret my teenage phase in which I thought Poe was the greatest author alive . Disturbing men aside, it's nice to meet you. I'm Wilhemina, but everyone just calls me Will. Love the hair, by the way. Reminds me of the time I dyed my own just to please the people who said I looked like Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow.

[abbiewindsor-deactivated2013040]

It's so quiet...

[willdreamedadream-blog]

I actually didn’t, being an engineering major and all. Do you just know random biology facts or…?

[abbiewindsor-deactivated2013040]

I know other things, too. For example, once Edgar Allen Poe’s wife had already died, he realized that he didn’t have a portrait of her so he had her unburied three months after her death. Her cheek had already decomposed, so the artist had to improvise. 

[willdreamedadream-blog]

That's...disturbing but fascinating at the same time. What's your name, sweetheart?

[abbiewindsor-deactivated2013040]

It's so quiet...

[willdreamedadream-blog]

Tell me something I don’t know, sweetheart. 

[abbiewindsor-deactivated2013040]

Did you know that the scientific name for green algae is Pediastrum boryanum? 

[willdreamedadream-blog]

I actually didn't, being an engineering major and all. Do you just know random biology facts or...?

[abbiewindsor-deactivated2013040]

It's so quiet...

[willdreamedadream-blog]

Tell me something I don't know, sweetheart. 

[amybrennan1995]