[laachi]

the moon has acne scars & she is still beautiful so

[unclefather]

@netflix, new idea. you can make a show called “your life” and when i click on it i can watch all the footage that the government has taken of me through my webcam and cellphone. i fucking know. i fucking

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

they killed her before she could finish

[bob-belcher]

[thebelchers]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[babyanimalgifs]

The world is a beautiful place.

[imhighsorry]

[reverseracism]

THIS IS SO INSIDIOUS:

A group of Americans on vacation in Cancun, Mexico were slammed by a Mexican newspaper late last week after they chanted “Build the wall!” while on a tourist ship.

… The editorial goes on to note that while “several Mexican tourists on board the ship expressed their annoyance,” the Americans nonetheless “did not stop at all and continued singing the racist hymn.”

The editorial concludes that this “situation is far from being an isolated incident, and it adds to the growing number of complaints from tourism sector workers, who point out that in recent days many Spring Breakers have been offensive, rude and haughty towards Mexican people.”

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

whats wrong with whites seriously

[dawwwwfactory]

Mom’s potato staring at me across the room

[thewickedavatar]

this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like

[senatorgana]

[didyouknowmagic]

The slow surrender of his hand is everything. 

[becks-tea-blog]

This video gave me life

[ekjohnston]

Here are fifteen of my favourite seconds from the internet.

[thegrayship]

tiny padme: *reaches for darth fucking vader’s hand and kisses it like nothing’s unusual*

vader: *looks into the camera like he’s in the office*

[msaliviamarie]

Her name is Lane! She’s a style ICON and I want to be her when I grow up. Here is her instagram

[wasttteland-deactivated20170809]

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise. 

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT 

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and. 

HE GONE. 

WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL. 

*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance* 

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity. 

[palindrome-mystery]

You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.

[seized]

i’m gonna frame this

[seized]

throw back

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

“Im literally dying.” Titanic (1997) dir. James Cameron

[ificouldlookoutyoureyesiwould]

[allyouryeahs]

i know nothing man. i know maybe like one quarter of a thing but that’s it

[highreevecain-deactivated202502]