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Sometimes you write four books with demisexual protagonists before you realize that's a thing. Then it becomes your thing.

#ek johnston #the story of owen #prairie fire #a thousand nights #spindle #the druid's call #sky on fire #petty furious #exit pursued by a bear #titan of the stars #the afterward #star wars #aetherbound #that inevitable victorian thing

derinthescarletpescatarian

hometoursandotherstuff

thememedaddy

ekjohnston

My doctor recommended not checking my phone before 10 (I wake up at 7), because of how cortisol production works and affects your body. I rarely manage it, but it's nice to know there's a medical possibility that doesn't involve ignoring things or being in denial.

salix03

this kingdom is going to shit man

fjordojustice

An honorable mention that lives forever in my heart

mid-evil-werewolf

You will never understand the mental torture of being 12 years old and having a debilitating crush on Hugo Weaving Elrond & having to lie to ur friends and say you like Legolas Orlando bloom like all the other girls so you don’t get fucking bullied

mid-evil-werewolf

Now I’m 35 and I have a live sized cardboard Elrond who lives on my stairwell & I kiss him every time I go upstairs so anyway the moral of the story is never kill yourself

mid-evil-werewolf

No hate on you because you’re braver than any US marine for that but I think we might have been having wildly different experiences

therantygeek

Leverage: A Short Summary

lordmogatron

May I?

gnar-slabdash

YOU MAY

vulcartist

I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

tournevis-real

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

facts-i-just-made-up

mookybear12404

I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you

Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was

#bard #it was an all bards panel at SDCC #they needed a girl #that hour + the honor among thieves tie-in is my entire d&d experience

enki2

ekjohnston

I tried to buy some, but they're all plastic now, and it is Not The Same.

theprofessional-amateur

Author/illustrator Trung Le Nguyen has been live posting reading Pride and Prejudice for the first time on bluesky and just hit the first proposal. The replies are basically the sickos meme

Thread here

theprofessional-amateur

Incredible stuff happening. I want push notifications for every update. I hate push notifications.

annelidarchive

the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product

lootpuppy-deactivated20260205

the American 'cheese' slice was engineered by our best scientific minds (all borrowed from Germany ofc) to melt perfectly onto a burger and for nothing else. Its only purpose is to compliment the one true product of the American people. The hamburger. (also borrowed from Germany)

annelidarchive

reeling a little at the implication that the Kraft Single was a product of operation paperclip

foone

in case you were wondering:

American Cheese is a processed cheese made of Cheddar, Colby, or similar, combined with Sodium citrate. The Sodium citrate keeps the cheese fats from separating during the pasteurization process.

The patent for processing American Cheese was granted in 1916 to James L. Kraft, a Canadian of German descent who had immigrated to the US in 1904. Pasteurizing the cheese prevents it from spoiling, allowing it to be shipped farther and stored longer. It was actually WW1 that gave Kraft (and his company) their big break, as the US government provided cheese (in tins) to the armed forces abroad.

So no, Project Paperclip here, although the US Armed Forces and Germans were involved. His ancestors left Germany for Mennonite reasons, not because they were Nazis.

Fun fact: His parents spelled their last name "Krafft". He dropped one of the Fs when he started J.L. Kraft & Bros. Company, which later became Kraft Foods.