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@alexandrialikesotome
A tsundere
I swear Victor goes home and just lies awake regretting all the mean things he’s said to MC that day...
Yes, most likely
Honestly I don't think he regrets it and actually does it because he enjoys each and every comeback she attempts and face she makes 😌
And even better, it's at him.
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mlqc female version: victor ☆
more mr love art here
Oooh!! How cute!!! >w<
More attracted to Victor than before omfg
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mlqc female version: lucien ☆
more mr love art here
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HOLY SHIT THATS HOT
Alice: So Kyle told me the other day that if a snake bites me and I die, it's venomous, if I bite it and I die, it's poisonous.
Zero: What if it bites me and it dies?
Jonah: Then you're poisonous
Alice: What if it bites itself and I die?
Kyle: Then it's voodoo
Alice: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Kyle: That's correlation, not causation.
Alice: What if we bite each other and neither of us die
Edgar, interrupting with a smirk on his face: That's kinky
Jonah, facepalming mentally: Oh my god
Greetings my fellow mlqc buddy from Instagram it's lmao_alexandria 😎
Hewwo! How are you? :3
Obsessing over bitch boy, the usual. You?
The things Anna discovered while driving
MC x Gavin
Dedicated to @galaxystarrr because she's cool and a Gavin Stan.
⚠WARNING⚠
Inappropriate jokes I'm so sorry
MC being sort of thirsty? Idk I wanted to be funny, but again, it's a tiny bit inappropriate.
Anna being a little ticked off and swearing.
That's it!
-One day Anna and MC were coming back from a trip to another city for business, which is 4 hours away.
-On the way there, MC was the one driving.
-On the way back, somehow MC had gotten drunk off of a cocktail she had at a bar that honestly didn't serve very strong alcohol. So Anna decided she was better off driving. Wonder why.
"Amazing. You got drunk. How do you manage to do it?" Anna asked as she gripped the wheel.
"Well.. " MC Hiccupped, "Gavin says it's a s-special trait of mine."
"He was being sarcastic, MC." Anna sighed.
"Well yeah I guess so I mean.. " MC hiccuped again.
"Jesus Christ.... We need to get home. Fast." Sighed Anna again, taking a hard left causing the car and MC to sway.
Well.. A little more speed couldn't hurt, we're almost in Loveland city again anyways. thought Anna suddenly.
Anna pressed hard on the gas, and suddenly the car sped up.
"Anna.. Why are we moving so fast.. .? D-Did you do something?" MC asked.
"Yes MC. I'm saving your ass and some time. Let's just hope.. Ah fuck." Anna cursed as she saw a policeman come from around the corner on a motorcycle.
"Great. Just great."
"Pull over." Said the officer.
"Yeah yeah.. Fuck the police, I swear.." Anna muttered quietly.
"I already did." MC replied.
"Already did what?"
"Fucked the police."
"MC, hold up, you-" Anna said before the motorcycle pulled up. Anna lowered her head, muttering curses under her breath and how MC owed her for this.
But unfortunately for her, MC had passed out.
"Good evening ladies. Mind telling me why you went past the speed limit?" The officer asked.
His voice was familiar. Where had she heard it before?
"Uh.. I didn't notice." Anna lied.
She noticed. She just was panicked and needed to get MC home as soon as possible.
"Hmm, it was well above the speed limit. ID please?" He asked.
"Yeah sure." Anna replied, giving up entirely.
(What happens when people get pulled over? 🤷♀️)
As she searched her purse, the officer took a look at the car and it's passengers, paying especial attention to the girl who passed out against her seat, drool dripping off her face little by little.
"MC... ?" He asked.
"Huh?" Anna turned her head to look at the officer.
"Anna??" The officer questioned again, this time with a more shocked voice than before.
Anna widened her eyes in realization of who it was.
"Officer Gavin? What are you doing here?" Anna asked confusedly.
"Covering for a friend who couldn't do his shift.."Muttered Gavin, annoyed. Good thing was, his shift was nearly over.
"Oh, my condolences. MC and I went to a business meeting that was 4 hours away but as you can tell, she's kind of drunk.." Anna murmured.
"Drunk? Off what?"
"A cocktail. It wasn't even that strong. " Sighed Anna hopelessly.
"Ah... She's the only person I know who can get drunk so easily." Gavin said chuckling a little.
"Yeah.. She really is.. . " Anna said.
"Hm?" MC opened her eyes and looked at Gavin.
"Gavin!! How are you? I missed you.. " She said with a huge smile on her face.
Gavin grinned. "I missed you too."
"When are you coming back? I really wanted to be with you the other day, but I was busy." MC said sadly, her face almost pouting.
"MC, what the hell? Come back from what?" Anna asked.
"Uh.. It's nothing, don't worry about it." Gavin said quickly.
"Im really sorry.." MC said her eyes hazy, and her face red, she closed her eyes and suddenly she was asleep again.
"Gavin explain right now."
"Explain what??"
"Well first off, I'd like to know why my best friend said she fucked the police." Anna said bluntly, not even attempting to cover her displeasure.
"S-She told you that? Must've been a joke.." Gavin said nervously.
"Well that's what I thought too, until she said well, what she just said." Anna retorted.
"What do you expect me to explain??"
"Are you two an item?" Anna asked.
"Anna you know me! Of course-" MC said as she reached for Gavin but groaned as she was restricted by her seatbelt.
"NOT!" Gavin said quickly, his face now red as a tomato.
"No..? How about I ask MC, after all, drunks don't tell lies." Anna said raising her eyebrow.
"That's not necessarily-"
"Shut up." Anna said rolling her eyes, then turning to face MC again.
"MC, are you two an item?" Anna asked, her eyes narrowing.
"Yeah! We have been since uhhh.. . Uhhh.. . Two weeks ago.. ? No.. . Two months.. ?"
"Two months? TWO FUCKING MONTHS? AND I DIDN'T KNOW?" Anna began shouting.
"Anna calm down! Yes, we've been together for two months! We wanted to tell you, but we just didn't know how...." Gavin said awkwardly.
"Did Minor know about this?" Anna asked.
"Um.. Well yes, it was almost impossible to hide it from him, and I had to threaten him so he'd keep it a secret.." Gavin muttered shyly as he rubbed his neck.
Suddenly, Anna had an idea.
"I'll tell the whole office." Anna said, pressing a firm finger against Gavins lips as he began to protest.
"Unless."
"Unless what?"
"Unless....." Anna said in a sing song voice.
Gavin didn't like where this was going.
"You let me off. And when MC is sobered up, you BOTH buy me dinner and tell me where it started! I missed out on so much!" Anna exclaimed excitedly.
"Ok.. But let you off what?" Gavin asked, confused.
"Dummy.. Let me off the ticket, I was speeding for YOUR girlfriend, and I'm keeping YOUR secret, after all..." Said Anna, smirking.
Gavin groaned. He was supposed to be keeping the law, and even though this wasn't really his job, he still should've been firm...!
But the thought of MC yelling at him for letting the secret of their relationship out was really too scary to bear, so he agreed anyway.
Oh, the sacrifice he makes for her..
Worth it all.
He nodded, and Anna's smirk turned into a grin.
"Thank you very much, officer."
-
[Two days after this incident]
Anna sat down on her couch comfortably as she took out a slice of pizza from her 3 pizza boxes, and tossed an empty container of San Bei Ji (Three cup chicken, a Taiwanese dish, it's really tasty 🤤) in the trash.
"So, where were you again?" Anna asked, fully enjoying their discomfort.
But she wasn't a rude host. They also had food. In the end, they decided to get her an extra pizza, but Anna insisted they eat with her.
Still, she found this hilarious.
MC sighed.
"So Gavin was at the window, and...."
-
It was really such a funny story. But such a long one too.
And honestly, Anna was just laughing inside.
What was really funny?
She'd known all along.
Fin.
MLQC Winter Exchange
For @victor-bae : "Christmas Dinner is a Very Special Sandwich"
Christmas comes but once a year. But this year was going to be one you'd never forget.
It started with an invitation slid under your door in a certain professor's handwriting, politely inviting you over to Christmas dinner with the promise of a special surprise. Intrigued, you accepted.
The night comes. Dressed nicely, you knock on Lucien's door. He answers, wearing a sweater with snowflake patterns. You exchange Christmas greetings and enter as Lucien closes the door behind you.
"I'm sure you're wondering what your special surprise is." You flush automatically. He always could read you like a book. He chuckles. "It's in my bedroom. Go take a look."
And so to his bedroom you go. You enter and then come to a dead stop. Lying on Lucien's bed is -
"VICTOR?!"
His chuckle goes straight to your core.
"Merry Christmas." Victor smirks up at you.
"What-"
"Your present," comes Lucien's voice from the doorway, "is a choice. You can choose one or both of us to be your present."
Your mouth moves automatically to express your deepest desire. "Both."
"Well then," Lucien murmurs into your ear as Victor moves to pull you into the bed. "I hope you enjoy your sandwich for Christmas dinner."
Yummmmmm
OH MY GOD I'M SCREAMING
:)))
I see no difference.
Literally so cute I can't believe we got it for free owo
They Meet Your Family (on Thanksgiving)
Hi everyone! Long time no see! Work is very busy, so I’m trying to get around that however I can! (≧▽≦)
I hung out with my family yesterday and one of my cousins brought her new boyfriend–then this!
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I'd like to marry the author of this, this was incredible. Tyvm for your amazing work 😍
Do you ever just look at the face of your favorite 2D guy and whisper ily or am I just weird?
Gonna tell my kids this is Jumin Han
Been wanting this for far too long my bby came home 😭😭
ME EVERY FUCKING TIME, I LOVE HIM SM BUT CMONNNNN! Credit if you repost please. #mrlove #mrlovequeenschoice #victorli #vicgucci
