Alex Avila's Ass

and his thighs. His beefy, beefy thighs. Also, there's Joba sometimes.

[scherzersblueeye]

scherzday eve catcher snuggle time

[dozydawn]

pretty sparks...

[alexavilasass]

Look what they did to my boy :(

[alexavilasass]

FYI.

[alexavilasass]

I don't seem to be able to embed the Twitter video here, but if you go there I swear it's relevant.

[alexavilasass]

FYI Alex Avila is going to be on the 97.1 radio broadcast of the Tigers series with the Rays!

He's so smart about the baseball!

No butt talk yet, but if I hear it I'll let you know.

[alexavilasass]

YOU'RE POSTING! I just thought about you the other day. I'm way late on this, but I just now checked up on Avila (having been too busy working in grocery during a pandemic to keep up with baseball) and I learned he retired! I'm SAD but also GOOD FOR HIM but also I'm SAD!! Anyway, I definitely was like "Oh no, what will AlexAvilasAss do now???"

Omg this is the nicest thing anyone has ever said. I was very sad when Avila retired, but also glad he left before his concussions made him leave. (Also, I'm no longer a teacher so I don't have the kind of summer free time I used to to find butt pics) (and on that note yiiiikes I hope you are doing ok, grocery store in a pandemic is A Lot.)

Anyway when I saw that picture I immediately knew where I had to post it.

[bisexualize]

literally baseball should be banned…. heres why…

1. its called base “ball”. (this means 1 nutsack for those who are unaware.) totally inappropriate

2. baseball players literally just grasp swing around giant sticks all day (with the balls attached it looks like a penis for those who are unaware.) 

3. baseball players are literally going to third base and even home base which i assume is even worse than third base… disgusting. third base is like sex for those who are unaware

4. theyre taking over the american flag colors. first red sox then white sox. whats next. blue sox? (red white and blue are the american flag colors for those who are unaware)

5.

[alexavilasass]

HOW DOES IT DO THAT. FUCKING WITCHCRAFT. BADONKA*DONK*

[scherzersblueeye]

scherzday eve catcher snuggle time

[joeydaccord]

↳ 08.02.2019 | “someone should tell luke…. but no one will”

[alexavilasass]

He looks SO OFFENDED by these shenanigans.

[athletic-collection]

Alex Avila

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Alex Avila

[alexavilasass]

Did I post this already? Oh well.

[athletic-collection]

Alex Avila

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Alex Avila

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Alex Avila

[alexavilasass]

This is A Lot.

[athletic-collection]

Alex Avila

[alexavilasass]

Thank you for the framing.

[athletic-collection]

Alex Avila

[alexavilasass]

I dig the teal!

[majorleagueupdate]

D-backs' Avila hurt on home run trot, put on IL

Diamondbacks catcher Alex Avila was placed on the injured list Sunday with a strained left quadriceps, which he suffered while circling the bases on a home run Friday.