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Criminal Minds:
temily moment in 19x09
"I wouldn't want that for anyone." EMILY PRENTISS season 6 -> 19
felt like doing something slightly different to what i usually do so hopefully people enjoy it
pov: your social media if you were dating dana evans
He looks like he works with his hands and smells Iike Marlboro Reds IT MAKES ME SO UUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHH AND I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT
everyday i open tiktok and hope someone will bless me with a bette porter x yolanda garcia edit 🙏🏼
i’ve read too many fics cause whenever dana mentions benji i’m like are you not divorced 🤨
Dana who puts her fingers in your mouth or Dana who spits in your mouth I’m a firm believer this woman is a late in life lesbian who’s a FREAKKK thank youu
FUCK YEAHHHH give me divorced, newly-out-lesbian dana who's actually filthy and discovering what she wants during sex omg | 18+ this is filth
⋆✴︎˚。⋆ °❀⋆ ⋆✴︎˚。⋆ ᢉ𐭩 ˙⋆✮ ⋆✴︎˚。⋆ .✦ ݁˖ ⋆˚࿔ ° ❀⋆ ⋆✴︎ ᢉ𐭩 ˚。⋆
dana was an absolute freak in the bedroom. she hadn't always been, or maybe she had and just never had the opportunity to showcase it. not with the string of boyfriends back in her teens followed by one long thirty year marriage. either way, divorce gave dana a fresh perspective on life.
she managed to get to the cusp of sixty before realising she liked women. her first ever experience actually being on her 58th birthday with some stranger taking her home after too many gin and tonics. it awoke something in dana. the discovery that sex could be dirty without shame, that multiple orgasms were not in fact a myth and eating pussy isn't a chore but a privilege.
𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 & 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨
synopsis: in which emily tries (& fails) to cook for you.
The rain is a steady, rhythmic drumming against the windowpanes, blurring the city lights into soft, amber smudges. Inside the apartment, the world is narrowed down to the amber glow of the lamps, the hum of the refrigerator, and the rich, complex aroma of something burning.
Well, not quite burning, but definitely defying the laws of culinary nature.
You lean against the doorframe of the kitchen, a soft knit blanket draped over your shoulders like a cape against the faux-chill of a rainy evening. Emily stands at the stove, a smudge of tomato paste high on her cheekbone and her dark hair pulled up into a messy, structural hazard of a bun. She looks entirely in her element and completely out of her depth all at once.
— this must be the place
you keep finding excuses to hang out with dana under the guise of just being polite. or that's what your dad thinks anyway...
from this ask | f!reader x dana evans, abbot!daughter!reader, 18+, secret dating, brief smut, timelapse, age gap
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there’s nothing remarkable about the first time dana meets jack abbot’s daughter. you.
it’s just after seven in the evening, the ED settling into the familiar blur of shift change. day staff handing over to nights, charts changing hands, coffee cups being abandoned wherever there’s a free surface. dana is already halfway out the door, bag slung over one shoulder, when she walks past you and jack in the ambulance bay.
I NEED that salt and pepper in my bed tonight
—are you mine
from this ask | tags: 18+, top!jealous!dana, f!reader, finger fucking, dirty talk, reader is bottoming like her life depends k on it, someone say mommy?
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you and dana had always had something.
it was never named, never acknowledged, and nothing had ever actually happened.
she’d taken you under her wing on your first day as a nurse, watching your quiet uncertainty slowly grow into confidence over the years. she’d always insisted you’d make a hell of a charge nurse one day, slipping pet names into conversation like they were second nature.
kid. babe. doll.
that last one was your favourite. it always came with that crooked smile of hers, gum tucked into one cheek as she looked at you like she knew something you didn’t.
she was old enough to be your mom.
𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 | 𝐞.𝐩
Tags: established relationship, fluff, unit chief emily, attempt at humor, inspired by that one post I made, this is just for shits and giggles honestly and most importantly for loserwifemily, no use of yn
Summary: Emily Prentiss may be the Unit Chief of an elite team of FBI agents, but before that, she is your wife.
Word count: 1.1k
Nobody recommends sharing the workplace with your spouse. It gets messy, it gets awkward, you're held under a bigger microscope, subjected to more scrutiny—and, all in all, it just complicates things. Better for the two worlds to stay separate.
Such is not really your case. Partially because you're not even on the same floor as Emily, and partially because she's good at upholding the boundary, especially when your paths don't cross. When they do, it's more often you willingly seeking each other out rather than a work-related issue forcing you to meet.
So you know there's not anything particularly pressing when your wife ambles into the eighth-floor kitchenette, an empty mug held loosely in her hand, her eyes sweeping, lips curling up into a faint smile when she sees you at the counter. Her shoulders are relaxed, easy. She's dressed more casually today, in no mood for the fuss—a tank top under her blazer and dark jeans—and your eyes are appreciative. She catches them as they dip down to the pale, exposed skin of her chest, her grin widening as she steps closer and innocently tilts her head.
⋆˙⟡. you're at a party at dana's... ⋆˙⟡
18+, cheating, pussy eating
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she throws them every now and again, when people need them most. there's booze and food and her house is so open and spacious, like it was made to host.
it's 1am and you're in the bathroom. with her. knees pressed into the cold tile, dana's leg over your shoulder as you ravage her pussy with your tongue, lapping circles messily around her swollen clit, fingertips digging into the swell of her thighs. she's basically fucking your face at this point, hand grasping a fistful of hair as she rubs her cunt against your lips, just begging for you inside. you drive two fingers in hard, deep. she lets out a loud oh at the sudden fullness and it's a good job there's musics outside. you gotta stay quiet for me ok? she nods down at you, trying to regain some composure.
maybe i should be ashamed to admit that i think about dana with her bloody nose and blood dripping from her chin every free second i have and i desperately wanna have the sloppiest filthiest make out session with her in that moment 🙂↕️
𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 | 𝐞.𝐩
Tags: established relationship, fluff, sleepy emily, reader is jelly, just silliness! losers, no use of yn
Summary: A four am wake-up call isn’t anything for you to be jealous of. Right? Well, it is when your wife sounds like that. Requested here!
Word count: 0.8k
The first thing you're aware of is the cold. The second is Emily's voice, rough with sleep, a little mumbled as she says, "Huh?"
Your eyes are heavy as you blink awake, the disappointment quick to catch up with your body. It's still dark out. The weight of her is so solid at your back—already fleeting.
You lift your head to glimpse the clock. It reads a fuzzy 4:38, the numbers glaring in the dark. They twist around the sinking stone in your gut. She'd just gotten home, hardly a day ago, worn thin from a case that dragged on too long but still trying to hide it.
You hate the BAU.