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FYI I’m not gonna consider myself a successful cartoonist until an actual ball club licenses my characters. This is normal and healthy. https://www.instagram.com/p/BngiSQXhHWF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5m91ew9zw2mm

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THE PRESIDENT IS A FRAUD and only one man knows why. Casey Bohn's PRESIDENT X will be back in print January 20th! Just when the world needs it the most! More details/official announcement to come!

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Do the Goblinsgoblins goblins have names?

Hmmm, presumably. We get to see very little of their lives in this comic. I don’t think their names would ever come up naturally in the “gag” format. 

I’ve done a little writing on the world they live in, which I’ll share when the time and place is right. Their names may come to me as that writing develops.

In MTG, goblin names are based on the sounds their mothers make when giving birth to them. Jokes like that aren’t really my style. So I can say for certain their names won’t sound like “Squee.”

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Yo! My personal tumblr has way more followers than Goblins Goblins! This makes no sense for two reasons. 1. Goblins Goblins updates frequently, while my personal page updates rarely. 2. There is nothing, NOTHING, I could possibly say that doesn't sound better coming from a cute goblin.

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Doing Goblins again after a rough few weeks!

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Woah! 'Ol Alex Bullett is still at it with them Goblin comics! Whoda thunk?

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HI EVERYONE!

If you’re following my tumblr I’d recommend going to www.GoblinsGoblins.com and following me there! It has been updating daily! Woo woo!

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Borges, great as he was, made no mention of the noble goblin. #Borges #goblinsgoblins

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Harry Potter Fan Fic #2

Harry’s rookie partner blustered into his office, an hour late, sweaty, and disheveled.

“Don’t take your coat off, Benson. We have field work to do. We’ve got to investigate a cursed child.”

“Aww Harry, I’m so hungover. Can’t we just take today off? What happens if we just do nothing for the cursed kid?”

Harry stared into the mirror on his Ministry office wall. A golden frame of entwined serpents circled Harry’s image, the creases setting into his 45-year-old face.

“If we do nothing? Then the cursed child becomes a cursed man.”

THE END

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Alternate caption: “SIZE DOESN’T MATTER!!!”

I drew this joke years ago, but it didn’t work without a recognizable Padawan so I redrew it with Finn. I’m trying to stay pessimistic about the new Star Wars but seeing Finn with that lightsaber was pretty exciting. . . .

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WARNING: HAT DOES NOT PROTECT AGAINST THROWN BRICKS.

F'real though, this was a real Baseball team logo. At least according to the place I bought the hat.

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Untitled Harry Potter Fan Fiction: One

By Alex Bullett

Donald was raised by his abusive uncle, who forced him to sleep in the cupboard under the stairs. During the cold nights Donald imagined a secret society of Wizards might come save him from the cruelties his uncle inflicted upon him. The Department of Child Services saved him instead. While transferring from foster-home to foster-home, Donald often wondered if it was better that the Wizards didn't exist at all, or if they existed and chose not to use their great power to save boys like him.

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Just a friendly message from your Library of Congress.

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Juan once had the crazy idea that he was going to screen print an anthology. Printing a normal comic anthology is not unlike herding cats and I can't imagine trying to screen print one. Hopefully the book will come together someday. In the meantime, I don't think Juan will mind if I share this with the world.

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Errors in thrifting.

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Have all your friends left you alone in a small town? Just replace them with their combined weight in cast iron! #letterpress #chandlerandprice