A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Homosexual

DC Chillin'.

[alexcharles]

like an ethereal torch, 

burning free,

the light has disappeared.

You said, "no more." 

[holmeslesswhovian]

i had this teacher and he always used to make this joke; 'where do pencils go on holiday?….pencilvania!' but one lesson we were just reading quietly and he just stood up from marking tests and said 'Oh. My. God. Pennsylvania's a real place.' then he started laughing so hard he covered his face with both hands and walked out and different teacher had to continue the lesson

[valenshm-deactivated20170219]

[alexcharles]

not sure if I'm more surprised that the government shut down or that someone in congress finally did something. 

[look-beforee-you-fall-deactivat]

[japan-o-phile]

perks of having a boyfriend

u can steal their clothes

they have 2 give u their fries

they look cute when they sleep

if ur sick they still have 2 kiss u and then u can get them sick hell yeah

free food

hand on my butt 

[adepressedpotterhead-deactivate]

[snazziest]

lady gaga commanding her gays

[thecellopirate]

why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom

[thecellopirate]

because freedom rings

[thecellopirate]

stop unfollowing me

[hpstuffs]

[wacky-thoughts-blog]

[suiciduls]

[asdfghjklhjklawertyunfollowme]

[englishproblems]

When English majors walk in the club

Just kidding. We’re at home reading. 

[alexcharles]

accurate

[grandmababushka-blog]

[coolfatcat]

remember this boys

[alexcharles]

I once told someone that I didn't want to be their friend anymore by reminding them that they like John Green. 

[smackable]

boy are you a cat because you have ignored all my attempts to earn your love and attention

[alexcharles]

What is Amazon trying to tell new mothers???