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Oh I will once he starts speaking to me again. I am….decidedly not one of his right now.

You’re already helping by filling that wall. I don’t like leaving it empty.

Ooh do tell. Trouble in paradise?

Helping you fulfill your wish is everything, Theo.

theo-ramsay10‌:

It’s not that bad, you’re all just overreacting. At least mine isn’t alive and crawling on my face.

He….I don’t think he needs to go back there again, He’s just going through some stuff. He’s so much better now than he was. Oh Cass is one step away from climbing into Rose’s window.

Those are my only dominant genes, baby. She sure as shit didn’t get the blonde.

Are you sure that you got the entire top there, bud? Mine isn’t alive. Come here and I’ll rub it on you. Provide you Lysol your face first.

No, I don’t think we will it’s just---I remember how bad he was before and I just see flashes of it. I thought that after transitioning he’d like--calm it down a bit. Oh I’m planning on it. If I don’t wake up with Cass in Rose’s room at least morning, I will be stunned. STUNNED.

Well, she can achieve the blonde a little bit better than you can right now.

barrywnchstr‌:

Not even Cass if Boo gets pissed enough. I revel in my invulnerability. All of you mocked our special relationship, but I’m still reaping the benefits.

He’s my dad’s sister’s daughter’s son. They’re the Canadian side of the family. Distant, but recently reconnected via our new, resident punk boy.

I’m just trying to protect my beloved.

I knew the second you got the pink glitter stickers in preschool that we all stood NO CHANCE. But she is a little mad that she can’t see you. She misses her Barry. Better make sure she doesn’t forget your face.

...wow that’s a lot. So he’s....your...cousin’s son? And how do we feel about that side of the family...reaching out?

Cass or Theo’s hair?

barrywnchstr‌:

Rose will whack anyone who tries with a bat. Including Asher.

Technically, he’s a Miller. No, I don’t want Deep Thing getting attached to someone who’s going to leave eventually.

I’m just… so offended. She will be too.

Especially Asher. The only two I think are safe are you and Cass.

Oh...wait, he’s from your dad’s side?

Deep Thing bounces back easily. You all underestimate his emotional maturity.

I’m so offended for her.

#Rose blew a kiss at Her Barry #he gets it

theo-ramsay10‌:

Oh god, I’m surprised she’s not divorcing you over it. It’s alive and gross.

I would ask how Boo is but I hear her and Cass talk seven times a day through the wall. Piper keeps calling Barry. And he is not Bitchy Spice, he can be Beardy Spice. He’s fine. Be nice.

I…..am not sure if I should be offended by that.

You’re gonna say that in front of God and everyone after YOU did that to YOUR HAIR? And you’re coming for ME?

Oh no. After the orange he became Bitchy Spice. He’s in a really fine mood lately and reminding me why he was sent to that boarding school in the first place. I pictured that---Rose was heartbroken when we told her she couldn’t go see Cass.

Probably not. It’s just easy to see where her bloodline came from. She’s pure Ramsey.

barrywnchstr‌:

What? No, Dion’s not like that. He’s just… got initiative. He’s a problem solver. Door’s broken? Climb the window.

It’s so uneven. You’d think he’d never done it before.

I’m going to be checking Rose and Piper’s windows for the rest of my life. Both for boys sneaking in and one particularly big pain in the ass boy trying to sneak out.

He’s a Winchester, all right. Has he been introduced to Deep Thing?

Please show Cass. And film it.

barrywnchstr‌:

I’ve been busy. I have a cousin in town. I give someone else the slightest bit of attention, and Theo goes and rubs shit in his hair. These Ramsays, I swear.

Oh right, the one that snuck into your niece’s bedroom in the dead of night? And you thought you’d only have to beat that one boy away.

It’s marginally better than him rubbing shit on the walls. So...plus side.

barrywnchstr‌:

He didn’t even try to do a fun color. He’s blond. He wouldn’t even have to bleach it. I’m so personally offended.

I like that he can do that with several of you around. I’m assuming the dye was Cass’? Cass clearly didn’t have a hand in it or it’d look sick.

barrywnchstr‌:

Hold on.

… I’m not talking to him for the rest of quarantine. He’s sleeping by himself tonight.

He....tried. He certainly tried.

theo-ramsay10‌:

I call it dumb literally every time I see him. He’s a good kid. Speaking of dumb facial hair, what the FUCK is that growing under your nose?

Oh shiiiiiiit, Barry didn’t tell you? His nephew…or like, his cousin’s kid on his dad’s side. He was stuck in the States when they shut the borders down.

You need to tone it down a bit too, he’s a good kid. I really feel like you guys gotta meet somewhere in the middle. It’s like you and me.

The door got stuck so Dion came through the window.

Gwen bet me I couldn’t grow a quarantine mustache. You don’t like it?

I think I’m rather composed considering we’re going through living in the epicenter of a global crisis with Sporty Spice, Genius Spice and Bitchy Spice.

Ohhhh my god. There’s more Winchesters. And he came in through your teenage daughter’s WINDOW? Theo, she’s JUST LIKE YOU.

kalbyrne‌:

His or mine? Mine would probably hate how dramatic he is too. And I really couldn’t care less what Reyna thinks.

His. I know yours would find him dramatic.

You’re right. What’s she gonna do? Come here?

barrywnchstr‌:

Don’t be rude.

Who’s dying what now?

He started it.

Go take a good look at your husband.

kalbyrne‌:

We’re both going mad. I may have to smother him in his sleep.

ooooo I bet mom loves to hear that.

Seamus, you can’t say these things to me.

Hey, when I can finally reopen Mud House, can I commission you to paint something for it?

Oh you love it. Don’t deny it.

I’d be honored. I assume my tips in scones would carry over?

theo-ramsay10‌:

Then your son’s dumb facial hair is fair game. Uh, no. He was with Dion and Cass while I was doing it.

I think you both need to come down a couple of levels for this to be adequate. You are also very……high strung. Absolutely not. Barry will not let anyone out or in….other than the guy who came in through her window.

Don’t call it dumb or he’ll lose his mind. But yeah it is dumb.