ALEXIA RAYE

instagram | "My philosophy is basically this, and this is something that I live by, and I always have, and I always will: Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever." - Michael Scott

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Noot Noot

[slavetomyheadcanon]

I don’t know what it is, but the second one splashing into the water cracks me up hard core, like literal tears streaming out of my eyes I’m laughing so hard.

[michaelburnnham]

I call this “tiktoks that would have been vines”

[xxaceofspacexx]

w h a t s a h a r d b o i l e d e g g

[outonismo]

[kmgraciano]

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[roastgrief-deactivated20160204]

No offense but android snapchats look like photographs from the American civil war

[pastabot]

y’all got cute pictures of your cats with like 100,000 notes and meanwhile i got thi fucking idiot

[paridise]

[colourofoctober]

“Allow cookies to cool for 10-15 minutes”

[lovelivelyhood]

[chessys]

i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look

[theshellshack]

[thisisradioactive]

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

[alexiaraye]

me at the store: do i want some snacks? nah it's ok

me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass

[adidasgymbag]

WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

[dio-archive]

[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you

[aewm]

whats up im ugly

[alexiaraye]

robber: hey give me all ur money

me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money

robber: ok

robber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back

me:no im not a dick who robs people

roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would

[tastefullyoffensive]