alexi's kids

a blog for the ocs of @gilbeardyranger!

[bread-in-the-void]

um?

[halondrus]

(holding back my aggressive dog by the collar) Lolll sorry he gets like that around noobs

[holdoncallfailed]

nice!

[trigona-necrophaga]

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

[starsong-livingthedream]

does anyone like my shirt

[creepycr4wly]

Saw his own dimension burn

Misses home and can't return

Says he's happy. He's a liar

Blame the arson for the fire

[petersolarz]

Origins NKS-19 © Peter Solarz

[nightmarereverie]

[neon-glowing-rainbow-stims]

★. °🚀★ ˎˊ˗ Cosmic Slushee ˏˋ+ .🛰· .🪐 (blushingbb_slimes)

(Link this post if you use!)

[redstonedust]

its a cliche but im a slut for when a character is introduced as super chill and goofy and then you later find out theyre chill and goofy because theyre too powerful to be touched. the level 100 wizard whos already figured out everything and is just vibing now. big fan.

[violentoffender]

[littlefleamart]

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[emmacandle]

HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO PUNISH A KNIGHT WHO BLUSHES AND SMILES EVERY TIME YOU TRY

[coldbrewpup]

listen, if i didn't respond with a blushing "as you wish, my lady" and squirm a little about it then what kind of loyal knight would i even be?

[emmacandle]

YOU COULD AT LEAST PRETEND THAT YOU DONT LIKE IT

[coldbrewpup]

[coffinvows]

“I have been in love with no one, and never shall,” she whispered, “unless it should be with you.”

[governmentemployee]

In order to be a noble knight and earn the favor of a princess you first need to become a mindless creature driven by eroticized violence and also have courtly etiquette

[iplaycomputer]

nature is beautiful

[mollyjames]

"Good girl" is nice and all, but someone just told me "you serve me well" and I felt neurons fire I didn't even know I had

[mollyjames]

I mean... yeahhh...