[theweight]

whenever i walk past someone smoking a cigarette i breathe really deeply to try and get as much second-hand smoke as i can

[hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate]

If you've ever felt good when you did something, that's because youre an addict. You are a fucking junkie and you need to stop right now

[fairycosmos]

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

[cryptwretch]

get outside and attack everyone you see. please hurry

[electronicmail]

oh that gap in my resume is cuz i was out killing people

[vigilantsycamore]

she [cartoon bonk sound effect] on my [slide whistle] til i [BASS BOOSTED WILHELM SCREAM]

[alexismae]

bop it

[floridakilo]

idgaf about career development im using the rest of my 20s to build my lore

[toastbutteregg]

[junglejim4322]

New Years resolutions: do whatever i want forever

[junglejim4322]

The time will pass anyways

[oneheadtoanother]

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

I was a part of the russian sleep experiment but I was in the control group so none of that stuff happened to me

[1-aor-feat-linaohta-deactivated]

She's right inside me isn't she 😬

[evilnicegirl]

marlboro limited edition sour cream & onion pack

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

I noticed you havent said anything about my new wound

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

just jerked off and killed myself but im feeling better now can we still go on a walk tonight

[kushblazer666]

[fluttershyweed757-deactivated20]