Alex Is Umbreon

Hey it's me Alex, back with a new account. If you don't know already, I'm 20, male, and bi. I'm into anime, comedy, gaming, writing, and food. So you know, the typical shit. Oh and I'm a superwholockian so whaddup. https://www.fiverr.com/alexwriting247

[tokotaro]

we’re all alone.（ニオロマ二人キリ）

https://twitter.com/yukataro/status/697387088992272384

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

Don’t forget

[catboy-longclaw-deactivated2025]

SO LONG GAY BOWSER

[alexisumbreon]

Sorry

I'm sorry to any friend I may have on here, but I don't think I'll last much longer. It would have been nice to meet some of you in person, but I don't think that'll ever happen. It's the fault of no one that I am not going to make it, it's simply inevitable. This is who I am, this is what I am. No matter what happens to me, just know that I tried.

[alexisumbreon]

It's only a matter of time before I finally snap, and I have no idea what I'll do or of I'll ever be able to come back from it

[alexisumbreon]

I honestly don't know how much longer I can hold on to my own sanity

[alexisumbreon]

I fear that I am starting to lose my grip as I descend ever so slightly into the madness

[somecutething]

[everythingfox]

Swipe

Tetsuo

[smoogieboogie]

Probably one of my more ambitious art projects I did for absolutely no reason other than I love Tony Stark in every universe. I love Tony 3000 💜 I hope you guys enjoy my art as much as I enjoyed making it!!

[hotboyproblems]

“It feels so right yet it seems so wrong to be with you.”

— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)

[alexisumbreon]

I'm only back to inform you all that I am in fact, still depressed and worthless, gn

[quetzalcoatl2k]

I’ve decided on my Sword/Shield starter already.

[melaboveall]

Any opinions about Jussie now?

As a matter of fact i do.

1. OK if they are going to charge Jussie Smollett then they need to charge all of the white people as well who called the cops for stupid shit on black people wasting their times like barbecuing, living in their own apartment, etc especially that white lady who said she was sexually harassed when that black kid bookbag brushing up against her 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

2. Wish they dug deeper into investigating about Sandra Bland’s and Kendrick Johnson’s death, or the missing black girls here in Illinois like what they found out about Jussie Smollett incident, but OK 🙄🙄🙄😒

[sicilyjoy]

Where was the FBI and police for Carolyn Bryant’s false report on Emmett Till. But Kay😴

[alexisumbreon]

Just an fyi, the only reason the FBI was involved was because of the letter in the mail and the letter with white powder that turned out to be Tylenol. Shit that happens with the mail is a federal level crime which is why they were investigating from the beginning. Not only that but any inconsistencies between the media and police reports is probably because it's an open investigation and the annoying bureaucracy that occurs when multiple law enforcement agencies get involved.

[lem0urohasmoved-deactivated2022]

parks & rec AU  

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[ferrettaur]

Booty shorts that say goblin on the butt

[itsatru]

[baichan]

@itsatru where do I buy these???

[itsatru]

hey! you can get them HERE!! all designs are fully customizable, so feel tree to change colors or styles or products

all royalties earned are donated to AFSP - so far the shop has earned about $35! thanks everyone this has been really great :)

[ferrettaur]

Hey since this post is making the rounds again, THIS version of the post right here has a purchase link!!!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Boost!

[systlin]

I want ALL of these.

[universalfanfic]

writing advice: never italicize words to show emphasis! if you’re writing well then the reader will know and you don’t need them!

me: oh really??? listen up, pal, you can just try an pull italics from my cold, dead fingers

[babybat98]

“I never said she stole my money.”

VS.

“I never said she stole my money.” 

“I never said she stole my money.” 

“I never said she stole my money.” 

“I never said she stole my money.”

“I never said she stole my money.” 

“I never said she stole my money.” 

“I never said she stole my money.”

[3dphantom]

It’s especially funny how every single one of those sentences has a completely different meaning. Besides, one shouldn’t make such generalized, idiotic statements as “never use italics,” especially not to writers. A unique style is one of the most crucial elements of writing, and use of italics is a good way to differentiate your writing from others’.

[ma-at-thought]

You cannot take my slanty letters away from me.

[kuriquinn]

Touch my italics and I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you