funeral cakes

I'm Mars. I'm a full-time funeral director assistant and a part-time grocery store cake decorator. Just in case you see me in the tags sounding unhinged, my jobs are weird. anyways! many fandoms. kinda all over the place. Sometimes I draw, but mostly, I'm just on here scrolling like the rest of yall. I should be doing laundry... I probably won't.... anyway!!! yeehaw 🫰

[orphetoon]

go watch project hail mary NOW!!

[zer0caffeine]

Original post by @morallygrayautisticscientist here, this post was so funny I decided to draw it lol.

For those of you who joked about Stratt projecting her period cramps on Grace, I drew that too here.

Panel by panel below:

[legallybrunettedotcom]

what vibe does prev give off?

victorian gothic

roaring 20s

70s rockstar

y2k

90s grunge

distant future

Remaining time: 5 days 9 hours

stole it from here

[sharkfiinn]

[girl-blorbo-polls]

Has your girl blorbo ever been in jail/prison?

- Yes

- No

- Nuance/Unsure

Has your girl blorbo ever been in jail/prison?

Yes

No

Nuance/unsure

Remaining time: 3 days 15 hours

[ariart0]

Post-war frenemies <3

[smoogieboogie]

Me re-watching phm and being like ooof he shoulda shot the deceased out the ship feet first smh. and then I was like whoa me @ myself, get your mind off of work this isn't a classic type of fuckin funeral lol he's in space and alone no ones gonna know and his eulogy was lovely

[smoogieboogie]

For the LONGEST time I could not tell Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds apart like it was a running joke with my sister she'd ask me who plays a character and I'd often guess the wrong Ryan but I'm here to say!!! Since seeing project hail Mary I can now tell them apart!!!! All it took was some glasses and making gosling be all pathetic idk it made something click in my brain and his features have become clear to me I see an individual person and now it's like a door has been opened and I can now look at different characters and see the difference i just picture grace and I'm like ohhhhhhhh Ken is like a gayer lookin grace without glasses holy shit that's gosling

[smoogieboogie]

Example: I just lost my shit because for forever I thought Gosling was in The Amityville Horror and now that my Ryan blindness is gone I'm like NO THE FUCK HE ISNT. that's Reynolds wtf

[smoogieboogie]

For the LONGEST time I could not tell Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds apart like it was a running joke with my sister she'd ask me who plays a character and I'd often guess the wrong Ryan but I'm here to say!!! Since seeing project hail Mary I can now tell them apart!!!! All it took was some glasses and making gosling be all pathetic idk it made something click in my brain and his features have become clear to me I see an individual person and now it's like a door has been opened and I can now look at different characters and see the difference i just picture grace and I'm like ohhhhhhhh Ken is like a gayer lookin grace without glasses holy shit that's gosling

[meburgers]

saw a lady wearing this shirt at my workplace and thought it was so stupid. i couldn’t stop thinking about it.

[smoogieboogie]

Oh he looks so cute my sweet boy 🤧

[smoogieboogie]

He needed to get closely-er

[smoogieboogie]

Oh he looks so cute my sweet boy 🤧

[safaridays]

cranky because you can’t sleep with your tail curled around your body aren’t you

[smoogieboogie]

Dude why the hell am i still awake i havent stayed up this late since.... I can't even remember. I didn't even stay up this late on new years this year like what the helly. It's only 11:55pm but this is unprecedented for me lol

[smoogieboogie]

Yall it's 3am WHAT IS HAPPENING I haven't pulled this shit since I was like 22 what the fuuuuuuuu

[smoogieboogie]

I slept for 3 hours and then 6:30 on the dot... wide ass awake. America explain

[ariart0]

That cute little training outfit from the ending <3

[smoogieboogie]

Dude why the hell am i still awake i havent stayed up this late since.... I can't even remember. I didn't even stay up this late on new years this year like what the helly. It's only 11:55pm but this is unprecedented for me lol

[smoogieboogie]

Yall it's 3am WHAT IS HAPPENING I haven't pulled this shit since I was like 22 what the fuuuuuuuu

[smoogieboogie]

Dude why the hell am i still awake i havent stayed up this late since.... I can't even remember. I didn't even stay up this late on new years this year like what the helly. It's only 11:55pm but this is unprecedented for me lol