funeral cakes

I'm Mars. I'm a full-time funeral director assistant and a part-time grocery store cake decorator. Just in case you see me in the tags sounding unhinged, my jobs are weird. anyways! many fandoms. kinda all over the place. Sometimes I draw, but mostly, I'm just on here scrolling like the rest of yall. I should be doing laundry... I probably won't.... anyway!!! yeehaw 🫰

[smoogieboogie]

I lived in my staycation for so long I forgot what I do for a living tbh I turned on my work emails and one was like "photo ID is ready @ mars " and clicked it without much thought and was like OH YEAH

[smoogieboogie]

Getting back into art is gonna get me laid!!!!

(I say this as someone who's probably asexual or somewhere along the lines. Anyways. At the least I'mgonna make new friends but keep the old)

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

your pfp is your roommate now! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

fire everywhere

it's me lol

perfect

freaky

impossible

results

Remaining time: 4 days 9 hours

[changeling-droneco]

Have you ever wanted to be in a soulmate au? No? Too bad! Spin the wheel and see what bizarre soulmate au you've found yourself in. Soulmate can be platonic, familial, rivalry, romantic or whatever else you want it to be though. Do note that some of these do imply a more romantic or sexual soulmate but honestly it's kinda funnier if the signifier is something kinda horny and the soulmate is just platonic.

How we feeling?

I found my soulmate super quick and everything's fine!

The soulmate signifier is so unintrusive I don't care if i find them or not

Things will be really bad at first but once I find my soulmate it should be fine

My entire life is ruined and I have to work around this for the rest of my life

I'm just really confused, this concept seems more convoluted the more you think

I'm just straight up dead?? what??? isn't this supposed to be a romance trope???

Well my life is just going to be a comedy of annoying errors.

Oh this is just really cute in general, I'll be fine even if it takes awhile

Oh my life has objectively been improved by this universe actually

This is a fate worse then death

I am actively trying to avoid finding my soulmate

other/im bald/vanilla extract

Remaining time: 6 days 11 hours

Sources for the wheel

x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

[orphetoon]

go watch project hail mary NOW!!

[zer0caffeine]

Original post by @morallygrayautisticscientist here, this post was so funny I decided to draw it lol.

For those of you who joked about Stratt projecting her period cramps on Grace, I drew that too here.

Panel by panel below:

[legallybrunettedotcom]

what vibe does prev give off?

victorian gothic

roaring 20s

70s rockstar

y2k

90s grunge

distant future

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

stole it from here

[sharkfiinn]

[girl-blorbo-polls]

Has your girl blorbo ever been in jail/prison?

- Yes

- No

- Nuance/Unsure

Has your girl blorbo ever been in jail/prison?

Yes

No

Nuance/unsure

Remaining time: 3 days 11 hours

[ariart0]

Post-war frenemies <3

[smoogieboogie]

Me re-watching phm and being like ooof he shoulda shot the deceased out the ship feet first smh. and then I was like whoa me @ myself, get your mind off of work this isn't a classic type of fuckin funeral lol he's in space and alone no ones gonna know and his eulogy was lovely

[smoogieboogie]

For the LONGEST time I could not tell Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds apart like it was a running joke with my sister she'd ask me who plays a character and I'd often guess the wrong Ryan but I'm here to say!!! Since seeing project hail Mary I can now tell them apart!!!! All it took was some glasses and making gosling be all pathetic idk it made something click in my brain and his features have become clear to me I see an individual person and now it's like a door has been opened and I can now look at different characters and see the difference i just picture grace and I'm like ohhhhhhhh Ken is like a gayer lookin grace without glasses holy shit that's gosling

[smoogieboogie]

Example: I just lost my shit because for forever I thought Gosling was in The Amityville Horror and now that my Ryan blindness is gone I'm like NO THE FUCK HE ISNT. that's Reynolds wtf

[smoogieboogie]

For the LONGEST time I could not tell Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds apart like it was a running joke with my sister she'd ask me who plays a character and I'd often guess the wrong Ryan but I'm here to say!!! Since seeing project hail Mary I can now tell them apart!!!! All it took was some glasses and making gosling be all pathetic idk it made something click in my brain and his features have become clear to me I see an individual person and now it's like a door has been opened and I can now look at different characters and see the difference i just picture grace and I'm like ohhhhhhhh Ken is like a gayer lookin grace without glasses holy shit that's gosling

[meburgers]

saw a lady wearing this shirt at my workplace and thought it was so stupid. i couldn’t stop thinking about it.

[smoogieboogie]

Oh he looks so cute my sweet boy 🤧

[smoogieboogie]

He needed to get closely-er

[smoogieboogie]

Oh he looks so cute my sweet boy 🤧

[safaridays]

cranky because you can’t sleep with your tail curled around your body aren’t you