Superultrafinal!

18+ 🖤 gracie 🖤 she/her🖤 now paraben free!

[mousemilf]

jerma toothbrush song

[cusn0]

From the sea to the Miku beyond

[emmaklee]

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[prettycolors]

[pangeasoftware]

Bros lets make summer an unforgettable ero guro adventure together

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. our toddler, Falco Mewtwo Martinez, “wavedashed” straight into a “stage hazard” because you weren’t fucking watching him.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[muscularguns]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

Tryin' get my gun? Or tryin' say somethin' bad word?

[transhuman-priestess]

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free

[kristina100000]

[silvernevermind]

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

[gaydeadhouse]

acrylics on paper. by l_wercase

[doomdos]

[peskyfirefly]

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual

[radiofreederry]

Sounds hot

[thatgoblinjess]

[adventureo]

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

[rockergiirl]

check out my next stoner metal ep, featuring such classics as:

Marijuanification

Complete Derangement

Stoned Sex Drive

Derangement Manifests a Literal Sex Demon

Monstrum Incarnate

Narcotic Parody of Sex

[edjicatrydau-deactivated2026012]

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is