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vandroid-helsing

it's almost her time

goblussy

I've rewound this 5 times just to watch murphs reactions

aydaaaguefort

organatwins

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

dickgirlsdaily

organatwins

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

Let’s talk about this

shostabr0vich

She was serving

powerburial

BDSM is fine, except for binding people which is fucked up, and dominating people which is fucked up, and sadism which is- lets be real- pretty fucked up, and masochism which is honestly lowkey pathetic

im-some-lionheart

this is what gays under 20 sound like when they talk about kink at pride

frightstricken-deactivated20260

rabbits know and resent their place on the food chain

frightstricken-deactivated20260

mice and rats also know they're prey animals, they just have such joy of living that it cancels out

guinea pigs have no concept of death but understand contextless fear

hamsters however do know the food chain, but they also know that attachment to the earth is the root of suffering and they wisely deny the faults of the ego.

fakethenip-deactivated20220809

i wish my dick was bigger but only because i think denim bulges are really chic

sometiktoksarevalid

bogleech

Doing this benefits these species tremendously. They can become so rare over such a vast area as people destroy the only plants they can eat, every single one that survives makes a positive difference!

iosonomer-blog

sparrownnax

pixel art holy fuck

valtsv

researching parrying daggers as a fun little treat and i'm delighted by how much every single one of these things looks like it's designed to be as annoying as possible

valtsv

this one is my favourite. it's called a swordbreaker. it looks like a weaponised version of snagging your clothes on a door handle. if you caught my blade in one of these things there isn't a force on earth that could deliver you from my fury.

dykecadence

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

purrfectly

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

saint-batrick

because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.

casualcarnage

neuronary

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

once-a-polecat

were--ralph

What does this gif have to do with werewolves?

flizaa

if you have to ask you’re not ready

were--ralph

can you explain? i don’t get it

thefirstanomally

This is like someone just informed the newcomers about the devils sacrament taking place every full moon and the devil itself popped up asking “what sacrament?” with a cheshire grin.