Alex Probably

Alex?

[snuv]

A mom helping her kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Complaining about political correctness says more about you than it does others.

[kevinwada-deactivated20230323]

This says, so succinctly, what I’ve always tried to say about political correctness and how it is not a new thing, nor is it a bad thing.

[househunting]

$3,950,000/4 br/4220 sq ft

Boulder, CO

built in 1899

[heartinmyheadphones]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thyrell]

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

[june-egbert-official]

Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly?? Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around. You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.

[thyrell]

rice man approves

[celebrity-pharmacist]

Slap that rice.  Slap it good.  Slap that ricebag just like you should.

[stream]

Spider-Man: Into The Spider-verse (2018)

[dantes-infernal-chili]

It says bagel

[she-ramen]

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

[catbountry]

This video is always relevant.

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

Extra relevancy: they’re making a “laughing” variant of the masters of the universe classics prince Adam figure which comes in a special packaging which has a sparkly rainbow background inside it

[kujo1597]

This was one of the promotional pictures for the variant too. 

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

god i love being part of the internet’s most monetarily worthless user base. i love going to bed knowing that at least one social media site isn’t making shit off my presence.

[tropicalhomestead]

Math time:

$1.1 billion paid by Verizon

Minus the purported $3 million buyout

Divided by numbers of unique users (380 million in August 2019)

You, personally, cost Verizon $2.89 USD

[ww1ww2photosfilms-deactivated20]

Roza Georgiyevna Shanina; 3 April 1924 – 28 January 1945, was a Soviet sniper during World War II who was credited with fifty-nine confirmed kills, including twelve soldiers during the Battle of Vilnius. Shanina volunteered for the military after the death of her brother in 1941 and chose to be a marksman on the front line. Praised for her shooting accuracy, Shanina was capable of precisely hitting enemy personnel and making doublets (two target hits by two rounds fired in quick succession).

In 1944, a Canadian newspaper described Shanina as “the unseen terror of East Prussia”. She became the first servicewoman of the 3rd Belorussian Front to receive the Order of Glory. Shanina was killed in action during the East Prussian Offensive while shielding the severely wounded commander of an artillery unit. Shanina’s bravery received praise already during her lifetime, but conflicted with the Soviet policy of sparing snipers from heavy battles. Her combat diary was first published in 1965

[catchymemes]

The dog is supposed to run up in front of her and sit.

[jameswrites]

Well technically they did that.

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

With STYLE

[tsaristwolf]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

damn then why was the monster so sad all the time

[catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church]

I don’t know which is funnier, the images or that comment

[badjokesbyjeff]

Professor X: what’s your super power?

Me: hindsight

Professor X: that’s not going to help us

Me: yes I see that now

[sleepy-ocean-girl]

Hey Jeff, that’s an absolute spectacular joke

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[porterr-robinson]

[kreatureden]

UnMute!

[kendallroynsfw]

me: no arctic monkeys lyric will ever top “i wanna be your vacuum cleaner” ever. full stop.

arctic monkeys: ~ kiss me underneath the moon’s side boob ~

me: 

[maxipaddy]

Cats (2019)

[hangingoutwithdogs]