i want no trouble

Alex Roxton. NY. Vet Student. Dad of two and a ferret. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Full time Huckleberry. "I took a photograph of me, When I was only nineteen, I looked a little lost at sea, I keep trying to find me."

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Clara: They ain't even got teeth yet.

Alex: Yeah, I know. I'm only jokin'.

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Clara: Tacos are cheap to make and cheap to buy.

Alex: Not gonna be real cheap if they go through 'em like they do diapers.

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Clara: They'll find their own things to like.

Alex: Hope so. Or I'm gonna have to buy stocks in tacos or somethin' to keep you all fed.

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Clara: You usually do.

Alex: You think the Gogh Gogh's are gonna like them like you do?

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Clara: Nope. I thought I was real generous with my tacos.

Alex: I could eat more but uh, guess I'm just gonna have to admit defeat.

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Clara: You get tacos!

Alex: I'm not gonna win this, am I?

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Clara: You got taco! I'm plenty generous with my taco.

Clara: Okay, Huckleberry.

Alex: Nah, you're not. I never get any. But I know how much you like them so I don't mind.

Alex: 🤠🤠🤠 Feel more like myself now.

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Clara: You got bites! You had to use your teeth didn't you? You didn't just swallow 'em whole.

Alex: Yeah, I used my teeth on air. Didn't get any taco.

Alex: I really do mean it, Clara. I'll try real hard to not call you it again.

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Clara: I mean bites.

Alex: I've never got no taco bites.

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Clara: You got bites.

Alex: You mean crumbs?

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Clara: So many broken promises.

Alex: Like all the tacos you said you were gonna share with me?

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Clara: You keep sayin' that and yet...

Alex: I mean it this time. Can't promise nothin' but I'll try real hard to never call you it again.

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Clara: Slander Alexander sleeps with the babies.

Alex: Didn't think there was nothin' worse than Huckleberry Ding Dong. Got that wrong.

Alex: I'll stop callin' you Cluckleberry.

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Clara: Hope you enjoy sleeping on the floor of the nursery!

Alex: I've slept there a few times. It's not that bad.

Alex: You really kickin' me outta bed?

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Clara: Whatever you wanna do, Alexander.

Alex: Alright, Cluckle. 🤠

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Clara: Okay, Alex. Go ahead.

Alex: Don't think I thought this through but, uh...

Alex: Cluckleberry.

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Clara: It's already been set in stone and sealed by the notary.

Alex: Guess if we're divorced, that means I can call you Cluckleberry. Can't double divorce me.