Alex. Never Alistair

Currently on HIATUS. Independant Alex Turner Blog. Don't believe anything anyone tells you. I'd like to tell you the story of a man. Blog contain mature content, spoilers and is 18 or 21+

[rpmemes-galore]

Send me “It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!” for our muses to go for a walk together in the snow

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☃ Christmas Inspired Starters ☃

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promptplots:

“I wasn’t sure what to get you.”

“When did this turn into an ugly sweater party?”

“I wish it would snow.”

“Wake up! It’s Christmas!”

“It’s Christmas Eve. That means I can open a present right?”

“Is this eggnog spiked?”

“Can you help me untangle these lights?”

“You can’t put alcohol in the hot chocolate.”

“Surprise! I’m your Christmas present.”

“I’d rather spend Christmas with you.”

“Who’d you piss off to get invited to this party?”

“You cannot do what you did last year.”

“Is that supposed to be a snowman?”

“Can I put the tree topper on this year?”

“I dunno, this tree looks a little bare.”

“Of course I would love spending Christmas with your parents!”

“Is it considered Christmas wine if I drink it on Christmas?”

“That tree isn’t even going to fit in the house! Why did you buy it without measuring it first?”

“I’d rather be someplace warm.”

“I burnt the ham, let’s just order a pizza.”

“Why is there a reindeer on my front lawn?”

“None of these Christmas lights work.”

“I slipped and fell on the ice.”

“I’m not any good at ice skating.”

“Here, you can wear my gloves.”

[skylocked-deactivated20200515]

MFK: Alex, Danny, Q.

Goddammit anon…. how dare… Marry: DannyFuck: QKill: Alex (sorry but he is already dead soooo *gets kicked*

[alexturnerthebanker]

Kill me…… Well I never….It seems everyone wants to kill me! MI6, you, the white ball of floof when I’m not fast enough with her tuna! I’m just going to go and sob in the corner. Excuse me. @skylocked

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Send my muse “What if-” questions!

[artful-deception]

memeasaurus-promptus:

Examples: “What if you never met __?” “What if you had done__?” “What if you listened to __ instead of __?” “What if you were __ instead of __?”

[alexturnerthebanker]

When Will brought Alex back to his home in Virginia, he was hopeful that together they would be able to heal each other. MI6 has given Alex his freedom and Hannibal is in jail. As they start to build a life together and discuss the future, Will receives letters from Hannibal who knows of Will’s relationship with Alex and is far from pleased. He asks Will to come and see him. Will he go? @anempathsbecoming 

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@anempathsbecoming

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Several months after Alex and Will returned to America, they finally get away for a long weekend together. Sharing their love of nature and the outdoors, they go fishing and hiking together, sitting beside the fire holding hands and talking about the their separate pasts and their future together well into the night as the dogs curl up by their feet. @anempathsbecoming

[alexturnerthebanker]

@anempathsbecoming

[anempathsbecoming]

"You haven't slept in days, have you?" - @alexturnerthebanker

@alexturnerthebanker

“…Alex? Is that you?”

[alexturnerthebanker]

“Yes, it’s me.” Alex frowned, concerned at the state he had found Will. He dropped his overnight bag by the door. He had been away for a few days on a work assignment. “What happened?” @anempathsbecoming

[anempathsbecoming]

Will takes a swig of Jack Daniels, then sort of stumbles toward him. “I kept havin’ nightmares, woke up in a cold sweat.”, he leans on the larger man, clinging to him. “S’okay tho. You’re here now, Alex. You’ll chase them away.”

[alexturnerthebanker]

Alex easily caught him and carefully maneuvered him back over to the couch. “You should have called me.” While he couldn’t have returned home, he would have at least talked him to him and tried to calm him. “Has something happened?” His brow slightly frowned. @anempathsbecoming

[anempathsbecoming]

“Sorry, I just- I figured you were busy doing…MI6 stuff.”,  the empath shakes his head, then pulls Alex down so he can hold him. “Some days are worse than others. That’s all.”

[alexturnerthebanker]

“I’m never too busy for you.” Alex kissed the top of his head and wrapped his arms around him. He couldn’t always be available when he was working, he would do anything for this man beside him. “Talk to me.” he placed another kiss against his temple. 

[anempathsbecoming]

"You haven't slept in days, have you?" - @alexturnerthebanker

@alexturnerthebanker

“…Alex? Is that you?”

[alexturnerthebanker]

“Yes, it’s me.” Alex frowned, concerned at the state he had found Will. He dropped his overnight bag by the door. He had been away for a few days on a work assignment. “What happened?” @anempathsbecoming

[anempathsbecoming]

Will takes a swig of Jack Daniels, then sort of stumbles toward him. “I kept havin’ nightmares, woke up in a cold sweat.”, he leans on the larger man, clinging to him. “S’okay tho. You’re here now, Alex. You’ll chase them away.”

[alexturnerthebanker]

Alex easily caught him and carefully maneuvered him back over to the couch. “You should have called me.” While he couldn’t have returned home, he would have at least talked him to him and tried to calm him. “Has something happened?” His brow slightly frowned. @anempathsbecoming

[anempathsbecoming]

"You haven't slept in days, have you?" - @alexturnerthebanker

@alexturnerthebanker

“…Alex? Is that you?”

[alexturnerthebanker]

“Yes, it’s me.” Alex frowned, concerned at the state he had found Will. He dropped his overnight bag by the door. He had been away for a few days on a work assignment. “What happened?” @anempathsbecoming

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[alexturnerthebanker]

I hate blood on the towels! I used to have appropriate black towels for these situations! These are white! They get strained and blood stains aren't easy to get out. Imagine if James gets blood on YOU! @princesspampuria

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A sort of PSA for the RP community

《 Reblog if it’s okay for my character to respond to your open’s or send you stuff even if we’re not mutuals or from the same fandom. 》

Because I’m an anxious little loser and would like to be sure I’m not intruding.

[princesspampuria]

@alexturnerthebanker CHIN SCRITCHES PLS. Why are you the only one at home today? Is it lunchtime yet? Where is my sparkly ball? Do we have any more catnip? I’M BORED.

[alexturnerthebanker]

You can be a very demanding kitty sometimes! I’m working from home today. Here is your ball. No, it’s not lunchtime yet. Yes we have catnip and no you’re not having any. And here are some chin scratches love. @princesspampuria

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

i was prepared for one but not for both

send help

[alexturnerthebanker]

Do you not like how we look Princess? I think we look quite precious. Danny is adorable. It was his idea that we dress like this. I think your costume sounds lovely. @princesspampuria

[alexturnerthebanker]

Like or Reblog for a Starter

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[aquamarina-blue-deactivated2021]

Morning.

[alexturnerthebanker]

The early cat catches the mouse. I enjoy being awake this early. It’s lovely and peaceful, at least until the sleepy trio start waking. @princesspampuria

[princesspampuria]

I catch rats, Virgin. Never forget who I am was. 

Also I snuck into your cheese stash while you were running. Now that you’re back I would like my yogurt in my special bowl, and then Gramps can make me a proper breakfast with salmon and eggs when he wakes. And then Daddy can give me venison treats. And then I will probably sneak my tongue into the Dumb Twin’s bowl of baked beans. 

Shall we sit at the table? Pls tuck the napkin into my collar. 

[alexturnerthebanker]

I could never forget who you are Princess, you would be sure to remind me. Come and sit at the table. Here is your yogurt. Let me tuck the napkin into your collar. I’ll buy you more cheese at the market this weekend too. Is there anything else I can do for you little one? @princesspampuria