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[tanked-up]

Soap: Stop asking me if my husband’s single, you guys know I have a crush on him.

Gaz: Uh, who are you talking too…?

Soap: That one recruit who asks the same question every day and is currently heading our way.

Ghost: I’m no one’s property.

Recruit: Hi-

Ghost: Can’t talk I’m taken and he bites

Recruit: …

Soap: I’ll leave a mark

[bellsiecakes]

some1 write a fic where reader is mr marathons hot daughter. walk with me

[alyszuha]

nsfw thought under the cut,, mdni

i need brutal backshots from mydei. im talking literally being lifted and held up by the hips like a ragdoll and just being used. like imagine just hanging while he pounds you from behind GOOD LORDDDDDD-

[moonshadowsx]

any history!michael x reader fic recs? i need his old golden ass on me please am starving

[onedeadkitty]

Ok so is now a bad time to show my biblically accurate Navi again?

She has 2 kuru and 4 arms even though it’s not very clear in this pose btw.

[escespace]

Merlin and Arthur but someone help me I can't get it out of my head:

A threat, Merlin is going to face it, Investigate, fight, yadyadayada... The only solution is to make a deal that, in exchange for keeping Camelot safe for another day, Merlin must give up all the memories of his most precious person.

Obviously after running out of memories of ☆Arthur☆ He doesn't understand the importance of returning to Camelot, why is he still there if Gaius has taught him almost everything he can, Even kilgharrah isn't there anymore. For some reason, moreover, he feels that he often causes the poor physician more problems that should be... And all this without mentioning that before he wanted to see the world, he wanted to explore, to know and who knows? He might even make a name for himself... At least that's what he dreamed of as a child.

Again, why is he still in Camelot?

THEN HE GOES. JUST LIKE THAT

The next day Arthur can't find Merlin anywhere and we all know how he gets. He searches for him, he stresses, he screams... But it is not until night comes and he speaks with Gaius that the old man breaks his facade and Arthur notices the concern, that something is not right. He presses and presses until Gaius finally admits that he hasn't seen Merlin since the previous evening, that Merlin didn't sleep there and that he didn't even know where Merlin had gone.

It is canon that Arthur would immediately lose the marbles. As prince regent he order a wanted party. Nothing can stop him because *the power of the script*

Weeks go by with no sign of Merlin. Search efforts are dwindling as there are other priorities These priorities include certain strange occurrences in border villages.Some of these strange occurrences include a group of knights who were defeated by an entity they failed to see or recognize when they went to pick up an accused sorcerer. In addition, in the town next to that one, an entire family suspected of magic disappeared.

The council agrees that action must be taken or the people will begin to see those signs of weakness when it comes to responding to the law, with a sick king and having faced a mini conquest (I don't remember the chronological order of certain events, apologies); They must make it clear that Camelot is still the same as always...

Then, by the power of the script, the prince argues until he is the one who is designated to command the patrol of knights who will go to the villages in question (for honor, to make the people see him as a prince who executes his own orders or whatever)

Between surveys in the villages, some talks with peasants, follow clues... GUESS WHO THEY FIND?

Merlin has been wandering here and there, posing as a herb seller (because that must be good for something), Coincidentally, he has not left that specific town where the suspicious events occurred (he is that stupidly confident)...

He seems to vaguely recognize the knights. One of them he met in a tavern, another fighting a griffin, another is the brother of someone he met who-knows-where; and the other... He can't remember where he knows him from. That makes him feel strangely dizzy, there is a pressure in his head and there are pits that he does not want to question himself.In all this, Arthur does not stop shouting a thousand and one things at him. How stupid he is, how careless he is, how much work he has put in the backlog while touring every tavern in Albion...

Then Merlin says the three words that put Arthur's world Heel over head:

«who are You?»

[zemikite]

I glanced at a Jmart art piece and saw bloodymary and now I desperately need a swap au, hmo:

Mahtin as Grace on the hail mary and Gertrude as Eva Stratt, keep the whole didn't wanna go plotline, martin is defo similar to grace in that respect

Jon as Simon in the iron lung, Elias as Ava or the father of Eden, maybe even turn Eden into a cult of the eye??

Typical bloodymary, Jon shows up in iron lung on erid, Rocky and Martin help him out and Jmart heals from space trauma together, yk, the usual

Is this anything?