alexwhineandcheese

Whine and cheese

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Historical footage of the last T-Rex serving his country in WWl.

[atlas-the-toad-deactivated20180]

But isn’t that a Jeep? And the T-Rex is holding a…Browning M2? Which wasn’t used until 1933…

 So I think this footage is actually of WW2.

[darth-revan-dark-lord]

I’m living for this historical accuracy

[licensetomurse-deactivated20200]

When you try to show someone a pic on your phone and they take your phone and start scrolling through your app

[medical-af]

I just edited sexy female legs onto r2d2 for my friend’s birthday card I’m going to hell

[alexwhineandcheese]

I want to see that

[awesomevines]

[justc4llm3murphy]

Never trust a fart

I found myself giving report to a wonderful nurse the other day. I was relating how I sloshed pee all over myself within minutes of starting my shift. She stated “that’s horrible! Today we had someone shart up a wall! It was so bad, EVS wouldn’t go in there!!”

[mcclareydesign]

[redstethoscope-deactivated20161]

Let’s make PENICILLIN !

[gothic-nightmares]

💀 EVERYTHING GOTH 💀

[judgyrn]

So accurate. Welcome new kids

[licensetomurse-deactivated20200]

Yes, welcome Daves, Debbies, and Slagathors.

[alexwhineandcheese]

I once had a resident ask me how much Tylenol to write for a headache. Read the fucking bottle, Slagathor.

[trapcard]

[jeangrey]

[tingrinn-blog]

@alexwhineandcheese

[tastefullyoffensive]

Cat Burglar (via benji)

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[itguidesandnews]

[anim3titti3s]

Bury me in this and play tub thumping at my funeral

[alexwhineandcheese]

I can't tell you how much this looks like my hospital's logo.

[pleatedjeans]

via

[canipetyourcats]

I’M GOING TO GROW CATNIP IN MY BACKYARD

[thememacat]

This looks like long-term squirrel control. Count me in!

[alexwhineandcheese]

I used to work in a garden center and we let one of our really awful customers buy catnip as ground cover for her whole yard.

She was they type who stared at her receipt for ten minutes after the transaction was over, looking for a ten cent error.

[thisiswhyimbroke]

Cat Car Headrest Pillow via http://ift.tt/1WgIW4t

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