Alexxandra Dreams

This is a personal & weight loss blog that is no longer active! I had weight loss surgery (VSG) at 18 and went from 303 lbs to 132 lbs over several years. About me: 24, Texan, & taken!

[beccafromaphistory]

rip to all the kids who used to reads books cover to cover in one sitting and now can’t find the energy to read for fun

[dxactivatxdusxr]

I heard you like bad girls. Well I’m bad

At everything

[kushonthecoast]

*winks at you with both eyes*

[lettersiarrange]

My Facebook meme groups DELIVERED

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

see honestly i am the easiest person to impress because literally no one has ever really bought me flowers or taken me dancing or on a picnic or any of that romantic junk and i would just melt at any of it

[gentlefemdomstuff]

True

[weirdstuffandthingsthatmatter]

[plasmalogical]

sometimes ill go “hey… hey” at my dog until she calms down and looks at me and then ill tell her “smoke weed every day” and she goes wild. idk what she thinks it means

[marisatomay]

I’m very pro-rereading books you loved as a child at different stages in your life

[showerthoughtsofficial]

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

[aspicyavocado]

why am i laughing so hard

[lil-patchouli]

[sunflorally]

[countgoat]

[all-i-want-is-sushi]

[selena-soto]

[poqari]

There is something about sunlight that makes life seem just a little less horrible

[whatthebec]

it’s the vitamin d bitch

[tastefullyoffensive]

The Kirbys of the dog world. (via paul_haine)

[minimalistwitch69]

always reblog 

[cartercorn]

I LOVE THEM

[itsaubreylmfao]

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

[lilyhatesjazzhands]

team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”

[jamieaiken919]

team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”

[mxsparklecunt-deactivated202001]

why do “daddy doms” always write their about me like “welcome to my own private corner of the internet where all my most private and depraved fantasies will be explored. You’re not ready for the sick playground that is my mind”

like calm down mate it’s just a porn blog it’s 50 pages of boring blowjob gifs and b+w photos of thin white girls bending over

[newerleaf]

IM CRYING

[alexxandradreams]

Dead 💀