life's too short to even care at all ;

alfie wilson. muggleborn. slytherin. fifth year. member of the da.

[dormienshq]

"What are you doing out here so late?"

[alfiexwilson]

"I was just wandering around, I needed space from my Common Room. You're not going to turn me in, are you?"

[dmitrikrum-blog]

"Oh. Sorry. I was looking for a book about…. what was it… ah,yes! Charms. A big red one. Have you seen it around here by any chance?"

[alfiexwilson]

"Sorry, mate, no. Library book or textbook?

[alfiexwilson]

"Who did this to you?"/ "I'm in jail."/ "I found you. "

"Er, yeah, about that..." He wiped some dried blood off his nose sheepishly. "I might have-- sort of-- hit myself in the face. But I had the Episkey spell down, even if you didn't turn the corner!"

He groaned loudly into the phone, his eyes rolling. "Right. And I'm assuming you want me to come and get you out? Honestly, what could you have done to get in there now?" He listened down the phone for a minute before replying. "Yeah, yeah. I'm on my way now, shut up."

"Well, I wasn't particularly hiding, but sure. You found me," he said, shifting along the seat for her to have some room too. "Why were you looking for me anyway?"

[alfiexwilson]

"Uh, privacy? Do you want something or not?"

[lucidlupin-blog]

I’m choosing the path of ignoring all school related problems until they just go away. Genius right?

[alfiexwilson]

I agree with you there. Though, ignoring all problems work too.

[tamshacklebolt-blog]

"People get too damn emotionaly attached to shit around here.."

[alfiexwilson]

Sort of insensitive, if you ask me. People have a right to mourn, you know?

[alfiexwilson]

"Is that blood behind your ear?"

"No, it's ketchup." He rolled his eyes before he could help it, raising his hand to wipe behind his ear. "Kidding. I slipped earlier and fell, must've slit my ear too."

[frommemetoyou]

Send my muse one of the following texts to see how they react:

[alfiexwilson]

[text] I need you so bad right now

[text] They know.

[text] I know everything.

[text] OH FUCK OH FUCK

[text] ARE YOU TRYING TO SEXT ME?

[text] Make sure you’re alone- I don’t want anyone else seeing what I’m about to sent you.

[text] I accidentally sent it to the wrong person, help?!

[text] We need to talk

[text] I don’t want to talk about it

[text] The bed is definitely broken beyond repair…

[text] Delete my number

[text] Either way I’m going to make you scream my name by the end of the night

[text] Come over in the next 5 minutes, or not at all

[text] Stop ignoring me and pick up your phone

[text] I th  unk drink? Help me can home?!!!!! :xx)

[text] You free tomorrow?

[text] You left your shirt and I’ve been wearing it all day, so now it’s mine

[text] I don’t think you understand just how big his dick is!!!

[text] Thanks to you, the new neighbours now know my name xxx

[text] If I said that I was wearing nothing but an apron and was armed with strawberries and whipped cream, how quickly would you come into the kitchen?

[text] What’s the dress code?

[text] Black, red w/ lace or  sheer white????

[text] I know you said not to clean your room, but it was filthy- also for future reference, hide that in your sock draw and not under your pillow next him.

[text] YOU SAID THE BITES WEREN’T EVEN THAT VISIBLE?!?! MY BOSS HAS JUST GIVEN ME A SCARF TO COVER UP MY NECK FOR BEING “INAPPROPRIATE”

[text] I hear a celebration is in order?!

[lxckwolf-archive]

Masterlist of Memes

Symbols

☹ My muse is visiting your muse on their death bed

♫ A drabble about our muses inspired by the next song that comes on shuffle

☻ A drabble of our muses on their wedding day

☺ my muse trying to piss yours off

ت our muses running into each other after not seeing each other for several years

ヅ for a situation that got both our muses arrested

シ my muse walks in on your naked

Ü your muse walks in on my muse naked

ϡ a goodbye letter from my muse to yours

♥ you muse suprises my muse with a kiss

۵ my muse kisses yours to shut them up

ღ a forehead kiss from my muse

웃 my muse torturing yours for information

유 my muse trying to seduce information from your muse

♈ a holiday drabble featuring our muses

♉ our muses are together when they get ambushed

≑ my muse wakes up in your muse’s body

?  my muse will ask your muse a question they always wanted to ask

+ my muse has died and your muse is included in their will

◈ my muse’s reaction to finding your muse beaten and bruised 

♊ my muse will do something stupid to impress your muse

✃ your muse visiting mine in the psych ward

♋ my muse visiting yours in the psych ward

❅ my muse rescues yours

✪ my muse seeing the ghost of your muse

● my muse’s turn offs

○ my muse’s turn ons

△ our muse’s get in a playful wrestling match

⍢ my muse gives yours a hickey

✧ our muses having dinner together

☎ my muse drunk dials your muse

✈ our muses on a flight together

☼ my muse giving yours a massage

♡ my muse flirts with your mue

☣ your muse visiting my muse in prison

♌ your muse visiting mine in prison

X my muse doesn’t remember anything from the night before. They have blood on their hands, and your muse is beaten at their feet.

☁ our muses are trapped in a fire together

〰 our muses are at the beach together

❢ my muse has lost their memory, and at the sight of your muse starts to remember things

✑ my muses daily routine

❂ a new years eve memory from my muse

✬ our muses share a new years eve kiss

✆ your muses name, ringtone, and icon in the muse’s phone

◙ a christmas gift from my muse

♍ a sexual story from my muse

₩ our muses are caught in a thunder storm together

❊  a regret my muse has about your muse

♎ your muse tracing one of my muse’s scars

♏ my muse tracing a scar of your muse’s

♐ my muse hearing your muse scream

♑ our muses go out for coffee together

♒ my muse visit’s your muse’s grave

♓ my muse injures your muse

✄ your muse injures my muse

☩ a dream my muse has about your muse

☨ my muse searching for your muse

☦ my muse trying to cheer up your muse

✞ my muse taking care of a your muse while their sick

✛ my muse trying to calm your muse down

✜ my muse trying to get your muse to recover from amnesia

✝ a confession from my muse to yours

✙ our muses shopping together

✠ our muses watching the stars together

« a past memory with our muses

» a daydream my muse has about yours

✐ a mistletoe kiss

✎ our muses going to a costume ball together

✏ our muses are evil and out reaking havoc together

♔ a kiss on the cheek

♕ a kiss on the palms

♖ a kiss on the back of the hand

♗ a kiss on the nose

♘ a kiss on the eyelids

♙ a kiss on a bruise

Sentence Memes

"You belong to me"

"I found you"

"I’m in jail"

"You make me so hot"

"I have to leave"

"Please don’t leave"

"And what about our parents?"

"Who did this to you?"

"You shouldn’t have done that"

"What happened last night"

"We never tell anyone about this"

"So, you want to play games?"

"Does that require pants?"

"Lets just have a lazy day"

"Then go kill the bitch"

"I’m pregnant"

"You broke me"

"Don’t touch me"

"You can’t fix this"

"There’s nowhere we can hide"

"I’m not listening"

"Who do you think you are?"

"I don’t need you here."

"Did I fall asleep?"

"A little evil goes a long, long way."

"I will not die."

"I don’t care."

"I have no regrets."

"I feel numb."

"All monsters are human."

"You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine."

"You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine."”

"How many time have I told you to be more careful?"

"Let’s get you to bed."

"I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!"

"Are you crazy?”

"Do you trust me?"

"How did you escape?"

"Is that blood behind your ear?"

"Take. This. Off. "

"What’s in it for me?"

"What’s in it for you?"

xtylerlockwood

[crranked-blog]

[gardencherub]

What doesn’t kill you leaves scars ruins your lungs dries out all your tears leaves you lying awake at 4 in the morning wishing you weren’t alive

c.c. (via cesarelucrezia)

[musical-relief]

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Life’s too short to even care at all 

ohh 

I’m losing my mind, losing my mind, losing controol

[tactiletelekonesis]

a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”

[bottledchaos]

all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood

[eolithandbone]

I learned that people can easily forget that others are human.

"Prisoner" from the Stanford Prison Experiment (1971)

[alfiexwilson]

♫

She said she won the world at a carnivalBut I'm sure I didn’t ruin herJust made her more interesting- She Had The World, Panic! At The Disco

[rp-ask-box-memes-blog-blog-blog]

Send a ♫ and my muse will give lyrics he/she thinks your muse would feel about them

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[harbringcrs]

"Do you believe in love at first sight?"

Dom tilted her head, her eyes on the couple in front of them. They certainly looked like they were in love but it didn’t look like it had occured at first sight— perhaps after many different sightings. “Not really,” she decided upon after a while, fingers playing with the hem of her cotton sundress. “I feel like love comes along with conversation and dates and presents. Why?” She asked, looking at him full on instead out of just the corner of her eye. He was staring across the square at some pretty, small brunette and her eyebrows furrowed. “Because I think I just found my soulmate,” he said dreamily and she frowned, disgusted.