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"Uh, privacy? Do you want something or not?"

"But really Alfie, how many fucks do you think I give about your privacy. -- You want to smoke a joint? Can I guilt you into the whole 'my uncle's dead, I need a friend thing' or do you think just asking if you wanted a smoke would do?"

#c: alfie #chats #[ alfie. ]#no subs yp #yo*

bethanyloveless-blog

“whole new world A dazzling place I never knew But when I’m way up here, it’s crystal clear That now I’m in a whole new world with you”

"Oh I’m so sorry, I just get lost in thought when I sing"

drugsandroars

I recognize that.

#no subs #[ bethany. ]#chats #c: bethany

paisleykane

Anybody seen a cute little knife lying around? And I before you freak out, I swear that’s red icing all over it this time.

drugsandroars

Here's your knife, I licked the icing off.

#c: paisley #chats #[ paisley. ]

vava-veronica-blog

Halfway through that story I stopped caring.

drugsandroars

Well, you missed the best part where I did an impression of my father's face when he heard Uncle Dearest kicked the bucket. -- But, yeah, my humour's not appreciated right now 'cause it's too soon and all.

#c: true homie #[ ronnie. ]#chats #lmfao she's actually really sad about her uncle

lucyxoweasley-blog

Can I help you?

drugsandroars

You sneaky little bitch, that's mine, how'd you even manage to knick that from my things?

#cant find gifs #too lazy #[ lucy. ]#c: fave cousin #chats

goldengirl-lewisworth-blog

Oh I missed you so much over break!

drugsandroars

Bloody hell, Lila, you're hugging me like I'm your long lost love or something like that. I missed you, too. It's only been a few weeks, though, I'm pretty ace, so, I'd miss me that much too.

#c: lila #chats #[ lila. ]

[text] OH FUCK OH FUCK

[text] and i finally know how the great alfie wilson sounds in bed.

[text] BUT WHAT DID U DO

[text] you’re alright though? right?

[text] this isn’t like a OH FUCK OH FUCK im being impaled this more of an OH FUCK OH FUCK i forgot my homework or something like that right?

[text] though if you’re texting me while impaled color me impresssed

#alfiexwilson #[ textuals. ]#t: alfie #[ alfie. ]#HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[text] I hear a celebration is in order?!

[text] i’m pregnant

[text] jk what am I saying no i just did well on OWLS is all nbd

#[ textuals. ]#t: lily #[ lily. ]#????????????????????#lionheartedlily

frommemetoyou

Send my muse one of the following texts to see how they react:

drugsandroars

[text] I need you so bad right now

[text] They know.

[text] I know everything.

[text] OH FUCK OH FUCK

[text] ARE YOU TRYING TO SEXT ME?

[text] Make sure you’re alone- I don’t want anyone else seeing what I’m about to sent you.

[text] I accidentally sent it to the wrong person, help?!

[text] We need to talk

[text] I don’t want to talk about it

[text] The bed is definitely broken beyond repair…

[text] Delete my number

[text] Either way I’m going to make you scream my name by the end of the night

[text] Come over in the next 5 minutes, or not at all

[text] Stop ignoring me and pick up your phone

[text] I th unk drink? Help me can home?!!!!! :xx)

[text] You free tomorrow?

[text] You left your shirt and I’ve been wearing it all day, so now it’s mine

[text] I don’t think you understand just how big his dick is!!!

[text] Thanks to you, the new neighbours now know my name xxx

[text] If I said that I was wearing nothing but an apron and was armed with strawberries and whipped cream, how quickly would you come into the kitchen?

[text] What’s the dress code?

[text] Black, red w/ lace or sheer white????

[text] I know you said not to clean your room, but it was filthy- also for future reference, hide that in your sock draw and not under your pillow next him.

[text] YOU SAID THE BITES WEREN’T EVEN THAT VISIBLE?!?! MY BOSS HAS JUST GIVEN ME A SCARF TO COVER UP MY NECK FOR BEING “INAPPROPRIATE”

[text] I hear a celebration is in order?!

#[ ask memes. ]