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@alfonsisms-blog
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if not i understand, but i do hope you all have a wonderful life if you decide not to follow me there! it’s been fun writing with you all and i hope to see you over at the multimuse!
think if he just sneek snocks around it’ll be like he was never gone?
“bitch, i’m FABULOUS!”
100 ways to say “I love you” Gilmore Girls edition
❛ You’re still a contender. ❜
❛ Ernest only has lovely things to say about you. ❜
❛ This thing we’re doing here? Me, you. I’m in. I’m all in. ❜
❛ If you jump, I jump, Jack. ❜
❛ I’m ready for this. You can count on me now. ❜
❛ Think of how dull your life would be without me. ❜
❛ I don’t want to talk to anybody else. I don’t like anybody else. ❜
❛ You looked it up! ❜
❛ You really did only like me for my looks, huh? ❜
❛ If you come with me, I won’t get on the plane. ❜
❛ Because you’re special. ❜
❛ If all else fails, you can marry rich. ❜
❛ I don’t know if she ever realized that the person I most wanted to be was her. ❜
❛ You’re the greatest kid in the world. ❜
❛ You’ve given me everything I need. ❜
❛ You are important. ❜
❛ We could go to a bookstore. I’ll watch you browse for six or seven hours. ❜
❛ I know you better than anyone. This isn’t you. ❜
❛ It is what it is… You, me. ❜
❛ All I can say it, you’re lucky I’m back in your life because clearly you were lost without me. It’s a miracle you’re even still alive, right? ❜
❛ She gave my picture out ‘cause she thinks I need a man. ❜
❛ Doesn’t matter what time it is. I’ll always be around. ❜
❛ It’s like my life isn’t even real to me unless you’re there and you’re in it and I’m sharing it with you. ❜
❛ I promise I will dance just as spazzy as you will. ❜
❛ Is everything okay? ❜
❛ You’re full of hate and loathing and I love it. ❜
❛ It’s so good to have someone to share this hate with. ❜
❛ Will you just stand still? ❜
❛ Will you marry me? ❜
❛ I like looking at you. ❜
❛ I’m sorry about that. You want to push me in the lake? It’s cathartic, I hear. ❜
❛ I just wanted to put some notes in the margins for you. ❜
❛ I can’t catch my breath. ❜
❛ You didn’t say goodbye. ❜
❛ What? Did you think I wanted to come over here and see you? ❜
❛ I knew that if you could sit down and stop shaking it around that you could do something like this. I knew it. I knew it. ❜
❛ C’mon, Ace. ❜
❛ Right now, I don’t need to do anything but be right here with you. ❜
❛ I don’t want to stop seeing you. ❜
❛ You trust me? ❜
❛ You have to tell me why we’re committing a felony before it do it. ❜
❛ I even cleaned the table using something other than the sleeve of my sweater and my spit! ❜
❛ Get back in your pajamas, go to bed, eat nothing but gallons of ice cream and tons of pizza. ❜
❛ Every relationship is just a big honking leap of faith. ❜
❛ You’re the man I want to want. ❜
❛ I’ve been looking for the one, that elusive soulmate – I really have. I just believe it’s you. It’s always been you. ❜
❛ Now repeat after me: I am completely helpless. ❜
❛ In fact, I demand to die first. Am I clear? ❜
❛ I’ll get the champagne! ❜
❛ You know we’re supposed to be together. ❜
❛ I couldn’t have done it without you. ❜
❛ I haven’t been able to shake you all these years. We’re going to be friends for a very long time. ❜
❛ You’re gonna do such great things with your life. ❜
❛ It takes a remarkable person to inspire all of this. ❜
❛ I think we should get married. ❜
❛ How sappy is it going to sound if I say that I’m proud of you? ❜
❛ You’ll be okay? You’ll go to bed soon? ❜
❛ I just like to see you happy. ❜
❛ I’ll make some coffee. ❜
❛ I’m here. I’m always here. ❜
❛ I appreciate it – everything – the money, living room. ❜
❛ I pick you… I pick you! ❜
❛ I made sure she was okay. ❜
❛ I cannot to this alone. I need my mommy and I don’t care who knows it. ❜
❛ I want you to come over here to this dresser, open up the top drawer, and take out everything that you’d be embarrassed to be wearing during a car accident. ❜
❛ Stay photogenic, I beg of you. ❜
❛ I think I’ll miss you most of all. ❜
❛ I will never leave. I will never think about leaving. ❜
❛ The only way out of this is in a body bag. ❜
❛ I like the new look. ❜
❛ My life meant nothing until you used my toothbrush. ❜
❛ You’re in a skirt, keep your knees closed. ❜
❛ I know, I looked for one that you hated, but it was really short notice. ❜
❛ You’re my best friend. ❜
❛ I haven’t been able to shake you off all these years. We’re gonna be friends for a very long time. ❜
❛ Don’t you understand that I can’t talk to you because it hurts? ❜
❛ You have to sleep. It’s what keeps you pretty. ❜
❛ You should do anything you want. You could be anything you want. ❜
❛ Come with me. ❜
❛ I know you couldn’t count on me before, but you can now, you can! ❜
❛ Just a thing between us. ❜
❛ Do you want me to have you committed or would you prefer to check yourself in? ❜
❛ I appreciate it… everything. ❜
❛ In a relationship, any relationship, it’s important to let the other person know you appreciate them so you don’t create barriers that delay any hope for reciprocation. ❜
❛ I’m here. I’m always here. ❜
❛ You can move in with me. ❜
❛ People can live for one hundred years without really living a minute. You climb up here with me, it’s one less minute you’ve ever lived. ❜
❛ When that giant asteroid heads towards earth, I want you in that fighter jet. ❜
❛ I could have lost you. ❜
❛ You amaze me every day. Everything that you do, everything that you are. ❜
❛ I don’t know a lot, but I know I want to be with you forever. ❜
❛ I’m tired of not being around you. ❜
❛ I’m so proud of you. ❜
❛ You are very odd, you know that? ❜
❛ It was a nice kiss – very nice. ❜
❛ I’d kiss you goodbye, but your boyfriends watching. ❜
❛ You made me an ice rink? ❜
❛ It is a big deal. It’s a very big deal. ❜
❛ You are not failing. ❜
❛ I love you, you idiot! ❜
mcveforward:
Edward didn’t blame the other, it is a rare occasion he would compliment someone for their works. Even though, he knew well that Alfons was a genius, even at a young age.
“I mean, its ok to brag about it.” He mutters, adding in, “At times.” which he did plenty of times when he was just a young Alchemist. yet, at the pun, he couldn’t help but snort, covering his mouth with his hand, “That’s not fair, You’re doing it on purpose, aren’t you? I can’t fathom this.” Two can play that game.
Here comes the sly grin.
“yeah, well look at yourself a bit more.” he voiced with a grin of his own, thinking that edward liked to brag more often than not, but let it slide for now as he laughed when asked if were doing it all on purpose.
“maybe i am, maybe i’m not, it’s not my fault that i can find puns in everything.” he was already cleaning off his hands from the drips of water he collected while fixing the pipes.
“though,” he started to get some seriousness back into his mind. “buying those new parts did take us down a little in spending money--we probably won’t have a lot to go out to eat for a little while, or get anything new to wear. i hope you’re okay with that.”
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mcveforward:
@alfonsisms con.
“Ok, now you’re just rubbing it in.” Was he pouting? Maybe. At times like this, he really missed using Alchemy. He forgot how hard it was to do any maintenances without the use of it.
“Yea, well, I’ll try to keep that in mind, next time.”
maybe to an extent he was just being prideful, but he couldn’t help it sometimes, when told he was a genius, his heart fluttered with joy. he hardly ever got that kind of attention, especially not from edward.
“sorry sorry, don’t mean to brag that much.” he spoke with a laugh as he got up from the kitchen floor and brushed himself off. “but still, i’m just glad we didn’t have to call a plumber, that would have drained us a little.”
he was waiting to see if edward got that pun.
alfons as a youtuber would be a builder/destroyer. i can see him being like team edge to an extent just imagine him and all the rocket team having fun time building and destroying shit for their viewers.
❝My leg!❞
bobsquare pantssponge starters || Accepting
looking at the prosthetic leg that edward had, there was a twinge of uncertainty in the younger’s mind. he didn’t know what he should do in this situation, he might be someone who worked with mechanical engines and the sort for a living, but this was someone’s leg--he didn’t want to ruin it somehow.
“are--do you want me to take you to the hospital or something?” what could they even do in this situation, god he wished he could be of more help right now.
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❝You’re a genius!❞ //complement the precious child.
bobsquare pantssponge starters || Accepting
“oh you don’t have to tell me,” there was a grin on his face as he was finishing up some minor repairs to the broken pipe that connected to the kitchen sink. “really, it wasn’t much, just needed some new parts and it works like new.”
he had to have some form of humility, right?
Spongebob Starters! (1/?)
❝Is mayonnaise an instrument?❞
❝I’m ugly and I’m proud.❞
❝Get off of me!❞
❝I guess you’re gonna miss the panty raid.❞
❝That didn’t help at all!❞
❝I don’t need it.❞
❝My leg!❞
❝It took me three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS.❞
❝Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly.❞
❝Don’t you have to go be stupid somewhere else?❞
❝That hat makes you look like a girl.❞
❝Can I be excused for the rest of my life?❞
❝I’m ready!❞
❝I got diarrhea!❞
❝It’ll go right to your thighs!❞
❝Let me play a sad song for you on the world’s smallest violin.❞
❝I just thought of something funnier than 24.❞
❝You must acquire a taste for free-form jazz.❞
❝Firmly grasp it in your hand.❞
❝What? It’s just an ordinary – OH MY GOODNESS.❞
❝ Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly.❞
❝You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.❞
❝Is this how you get your sick kicks?!❞
❝Be assertive!❞
❝The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.❞
❝You’re a genius!❞
❝You just can’t wait for me to die, can you?❞
❝Now he’s gonna kick my butt!❞
❝This is not your average everyday darkness. This is ADVANCED darkness…❞
❝That’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty.❞
❝Hello. I like money.❞
❝Don’t worry, this will only hurt a lot!❞
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“Of COURSE!!” Marvin cheered excitedly. He’d take any opportunity to show his tricks if he was honest. Anything to bring wonder to those watching. Magic was powerful like that. It brought excitement, happiness, wonder, disbelief. Anything depending on the person and the situation they had witnessed it in.
He pulls a simple deck of cards from one of his jean pockets, rather flamboyantly though. He slides them from their box into his hands, already shuffling them in obscure ways. “Hmm, how about a simple trick where I try guess the card you have, yeah?” Two years of practice since his original appearance on the channel, he’d pretty much mastered this trick by now.
the excitement given from the man was enough to make alfons in turn become elated as he was watching marvin take out the deck of cards. yes, there was wonder in the blue eyes of his as he was inwardly questioning what he was going to do.
seeing him shuffle, the german had a feeling he had done this many times before, and was thinking how lucky he was to be able to see this one on one.
“yeah! magic is magic after all.” he didn’t mind what trick he did, just as long as he could see it and be a part of it, that’s what mattered to him.
shattered-sacrifice:
Damn it… daMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT-
He needed to tell this person not to bother! He was a humonculi, not some puny human without the ablity to fucking heal! So whatever this place he was talking about wouldn’t even work! Besides… If the amestrian government knew he was still alive-. ….. They’d just drag him into their cold cutches, slash, and cut at his vains until he…
No. He won’t be someone else’s puppet. Not now, not ever again!
“nghn….enogh….”
“eNOUGH!!!” His rage is enough to give him just enough energy to push away from Alfons’s chest. Out of his arms and onto his feet. Yet, the second his feet touch the ground, he falls to his knees.
“….Nh… h-humn….. C-can’t…”
“gah!” when he was pushed upon, alfons let the other go--not wanting to cause any more panic after all. though he did his best not to drop him all at once--he still let go and looked down at the enraged child.
“what’s--what’s wrong?” he didn’t know what was going on, but he wouldn’t take the stranger if he didn’t want to go, he knew how hospitals could be for some people, perhaps it was the same with him.
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' me? what exactly can i help you with? '
“you do know this place better than me, don’t you?” he questioned as he looked around the island, wondering where that god awful rocket took him..edward said that that gate was going to take them to his earth.
so much for that, it would seem.
