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@alfredistiredandneedsanap
Hmmmm i need a girls night. Out or in i don't care but imma need a night with my gal pals. Who's in?
Now, lil’birdie, ya know I am always down for some gal time
‘Specially when it’s in. Movie night and self care time
Ooh, yes please! You get the drinks, I'll get the snacks?
ILL GET THE MOVIES!!!!
HELL YEAH!!
And I shall clear space in our living room for it.
You know what I haven't heard in a while? A good food story.
I just….ya know I just have a few questions. Uh, most of them are what do you mean a good food story?
Do you know any?
Ya know, the food that tells stories and the like? Like "don't be rude" or "be nice to your neighbors?" And the reasons were always "or bad things will happen" or "thats how the vultures get you"
Food……like are the veggies? Are you talking about the talking food show?
Yes! The vegetable moral stories! "Be kind to others or the witches will eat you!" Those! Very good stories.
….sigh. Master Grayson and Miss Boo-Grace….
I believe what it is you are thinking of is Veggie Tales.
Is that what its called?
Yes. Or as much as I can assume. The one where they sing as speaking vegetables?
I use to have master Wayne watch them as a kid.
Gotta keep a straight face u guys
based on this post
You know what I haven't heard in a while? A good food story.
I just….ya know I just have a few questions. Uh, most of them are what do you mean a good food story?
Do you know any?
Ya know, the food that tells stories and the like? Like "don't be rude" or "be nice to your neighbors?" And the reasons were always "or bad things will happen" or "thats how the vultures get you"
Food……like are the veggies? Are you talking about the talking food show?
Yes! The vegetable moral stories! "Be kind to others or the witches will eat you!" Those! Very good stories.
….sigh. Master Grayson and Miss Boo-Grace….
I believe what it is you are thinking of is Veggie Tales.
Batfact #350:
Alfred shreds
Alfred Pennyworth is the literal definition of the meme "Call for an ambulance! But not for me!"
Image Source: The Batman's Grave #10
Damian: Hey, Bruce? You know how you’ve been talking about downsizing the house?
Bruce, already over his shit: sigh What did you do?
Damian: Okay, Imma be honest with you .
Bruce:
Damian: …..
Bruce:
Damian: We straight up don’t have a second story anymore.
Roy & Damian: *Insulting each other*
Dick: *He goes into Batman mode and separates them*
Roy & Damian: *Insulting each other to the point of fighting*
Jason:
Full credit to the creator @ ThePandaRedd on TikTok for this amazing video he created - I absolutely love his discussion around Jason’s death (and ever other one of his skits)
Tim: Hey, can I borrow 30 bucks? I gotta pay a cab driver.
Dick: You took a cab to the mission?
Jason: A cab here from the mansion doesn’t cost $30.
Tim : It does if you make the guy stop and buy you a breakfast burrito.
Dick, to Jason: I’m sure you get asked that a lot but… what is your problem?
Tim: ARE YOU-
Jason: Fucking.
Tim: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Jason: Fucking.
Jason: IDIOT!
Dick: …
Dick: What was that?
Jason: Bruce banned Tim from swearing, so I’m helping him out.
Dick: On the count of three, what’s your favourite cake?
Dick & Barbara: One, two, three-
Dick & Barbara: Chocolate cake, peanut butter frosting, and chocolate chunks!
Tim: Our turn, Damian! One, two, three-
Tim: Vanilla!
Damian: I’ve never had cake before. What is cake?
Jason: Where’s Dick?
Tim: Damian locked him in the bathroom.
Damian: Tim! You weren’t supposed to tell him!
Jason: I’m cool with it.
Damian: [Coughs violently.]
Dick: Don’t die, Damian!
Damian: Don’t tell me what to do.
Come celebrate fightsgiving at the manor. Show up and square up. We'll show each pther how much we care and how grateful we all are! @ my siblings: you're going down
...
Why?
Bruce, you can come to my ma’s if you want peace and...
Not quiet, but at least peace.
You sure about that??
Bruce spending time away from OUR thanksgiving?
I-
Pardon my French, sir...but that’s just plain rubbish!
@robinheartsandtakinnames @do-them-butts-match If this is to continue, I will have to take part in ‘fightsgiving’ and do as the kids say... ‘throw hands’ with Master Wayne should he even THINK of taking up this offer.
I’m sorry, Alfred. I just thought I’d make the offer for anyone who doesn’t want to be fighting all day.
Sigh
I suppose I shall forgive you. Just this once.
Your apology is accepted. Should Master Wayne accept, I suppose that can’t be helped, either.
I just hope he knows that I AM in control of a great many things in this household and I will go on strike.
Come celebrate fightsgiving at the manor. Show up and square up. We'll show each pther how much we care and how grateful we all are! @ my siblings: you're going down
...
Why?
Bruce, you can come to my ma’s if you want peace and...
Not quiet, but at least peace.
You sure about that??
Bruce spending time away from OUR thanksgiving?
I-
Pardon my French, sir...but that’s just plain rubbish!
@robinheartsandtakinnames @do-them-butts-match If this is to continue, I will have to take part in ‘fightsgiving’ and do as the kids say... ‘throw hands’ with Master Wayne should he even THINK of taking up this offer.
