Oh Wowie

they call me alf... they/it pronouns pls <3 just clownin around here frfr

[alfthefalf]

wsgood yall

Its me! Alf! they/them and it/its pronouns bro Just a clown, really. And err, I draw sometimes, though I rarely post it here. mostly I LURK and REBLOG my interests, like most people on tumblr do <3 Common tags I use/have been using as of late #tf2 #good omens (GOOD OMENSSSS. AUGH.) #DCA #friends (friend/moot inbox interactions, mostly)

@alfinefalf was my previous account, but it was shadowbanned for no reason and I decided to abandon it </3 I still sometimes go to it for references or more TF2 posts that I had reblogged lmao. aight, Alf out

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[oww666]

should be shown at every DMV when you get your licence

[gentlesmile2-deactivated2024070]

Always a reblog.

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You learn the basics of this at least when you get forklift certified, but this video is a great demonstration!

[dogpuppy]

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[memories]

One iced latte with low-fat #sources of light milk, please.

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have you submitted a character to the 2026 sexyenby contest at the link in the pinned post of @sexy-people-contests-2026 ?

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Guess the meaning for each character

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i wanted to make one of these but excluding people on mobile to see how the graph actually skews when its not changed by the outlier of people on app that only get the progress flag!!

DO NOT ANSWER THIS IF YOU'RE ON THE APP what flag did you get when u liked it?

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alzo tell me if i missed one lol

if you reblog you have to add all the same tags as me for the animation to play correctly.

also, on the app, there is only theprogress flag animation, DONT VOTE ON APP PLEASE

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they killed him for this

[tedisfishing]

funi in my head, stupid in execution. Anyway, happy pride.

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@bugsprayyy

[forgfrogforg]

Oh boy I have a lot to yap about with this one

This guy very much symbolized a turning point in my art. This was the first big project of this class and I honestly couldn't be happier with it. At some point I added a text box with a fable in it about a frog and a fox, but this picture doesn't have that bit yet. As per the assignment for this project, I made an origami figure (the frog) and positioned it with another student's origami (the fox) to create a scene which I had to draw. I really am proud of my ability to make the figures look like they are made of paper. This drawing proved difficult for me to work through, but was so much more rewarding than any other piece I had done up until this point.

[anonymousmouse556]

When you're offered another chance to get out of the office and work in the field you jump at it without a second thought, leaving everything else behind for the chance of a lifetime to work alongside creatures you never even knew existed.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

This is part of the DCA minibang! I was honored to work on the art for a special scene in @galactictwink's contribution for the DCA Mini Bang, and highly recommend you go read it yourself!

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you have to date the last fictional character u downloaded how is it going

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[fudgernutter]

Just discovered my overnight oats were somehow fermenting and I was very drunk at work

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

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do you know who "The Onceler' is?

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[thatacefrog]

....... We're on Tumblr................

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And i have absolutely no idea

[goblinbugthing]

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you’re joking right. this is a bit right

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WAIT WAIT hold on i used google and nevermind i know that fucker i just know a translated name