AlgaeDruid

216 year young druid, goblins dni

[algaedruid]

Got in a confusing situationship with a borderwitch now practicing the arcane of hypertrophy to heal the curse of yearning

[wrenchswango]

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

[algaedruid]

I cast serotonin retention! Good news, your dick doesn't work no more

[algaedruid]

Anguish

[algaedruid]

Fuck

[algaedruid]

Sorry for not posting, i've been touching grass. Get it? Cause i'm a druid? Anyways, here's a curse of knowledge. And here's the fun part! I don't know how to remove it. Don't tell me

[algaedruid]

Guys it's not funny anymore, please uncurse me

[algaedruid]

Thinking about moss

[algaedruid]

Deep in the void

[algaedruid]

Underrated spells

Testicular mitosis

Carbonate blood

Okay honestly i made this post only because of testicular mytosis

Like abra cadabra

You have 4 balls now

[algaedruid]

Welcome to my forest adventurer, you can see many wonders of nature in these parts of the woods. I've heard some leaves rustle! Maybe it's a nymph? Now let's be quiet, not to spook them, and... It's a naked gnome. It's a naked gnome smoking fucking mana crystals out of a crack pipe. I hate it here

[algaedruid]

The fbi will never find me I'm hiding behind a bush

[algaedruid]

talk shit and i'll send you to the void man i'm too old for this shit, i don't even care, three greenskins jumped my caravan i send their assess straight to the astral plane. bitch i've seen into their souls and i need a quart to forget what i've seen, don't you ever fucking ask me again why i don't just fireball these little shits

[algaedruid]

*takes a hit from my wizard pipe* I must say Master Snoo-Daug, this is some fine ass... -oh shit, cops *my hut stands up on its chicken legs and runs away*

[algaedruid]

Conjure banana peel is such a classic but it's much funnier if you conjure it inside their shoe

[algaedruid]

Here are some of the spells that got classified as a war crime thanks to me

Power phrase: you like boys

Unshit your pants (the next spell explains why that's a war crime)

Tabasco enema

Ten thousand bear cyclone (such a classic)

Silly time

Okay this one is hard to spell out, you gotta make chainsaw sounds with your throat

Teeth

Conjure magic mushrooms + power word: psychosis

Conjure banana peel

Vanish dopamine

Ratio

[algaedruid]

Necromancers need to learn to let go