Got in a confusing situationship with a borderwitch now practicing the arcane of hypertrophy to heal the curse of yearning
Peter Solarz

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RMH
hello vonnie
Cosmic Funnies

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

shark vs the universe
DEAR READER

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Claire Keane

JVL

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NASA
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
dirt enthusiast
styofa doing anything
KIROKAZE
todays bird

#extradirty
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@algaedruid
Got in a confusing situationship with a borderwitch now practicing the arcane of hypertrophy to heal the curse of yearning
I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and
I cast serotonin retention! Good news, your dick doesn't work no more
Anguish
Fuck
Sorry for not posting, i've been touching grass. Get it? Cause i'm a druid? Anyways, here's a curse of knowledge. And here's the fun part! I don't know how to remove it. Don't tell me
Guys it's not funny anymore, please uncurse me
Thinking about moss
Deep in the void
Underrated spells
Testicular mitosis
Carbonate blood
Okay honestly i made this post only because of testicular mytosis
Like abra cadabra
You have 4 balls now
Welcome to my forest adventurer, you can see many wonders of nature in these parts of the woods. I've heard some leaves rustle! Maybe it's a nymph? Now let's be quiet, not to spook them, and... It's a naked gnome. It's a naked gnome smoking fucking mana crystals out of a crack pipe. I hate it here
The fbi will never find me I'm hiding behind a bush
talk shit and i'll send you to the void man i'm too old for this shit, i don't even care, three greenskins jumped my caravan i send their assess straight to the astral plane. bitch i've seen into their souls and i need a quart to forget what i've seen, don't you ever fucking ask me again why i don't just fireball these little shits
*takes a hit from my wizard pipe* I must say Master Snoo-Daug, this is some fine ass... -oh shit, cops *my hut stands up on its chicken legs and runs away*
Conjure banana peel is such a classic but it's much funnier if you conjure it inside their shoe
Here are some of the spells that got classified as a war crime thanks to me
Power phrase: you like boys
Unshit your pants (the next spell explains why that's a war crime)
Tabasco enema
Ten thousand bear cyclone (such a classic)
Silly time
Okay this one is hard to spell out, you gotta make chainsaw sounds with your throat
Teeth
Conjure magic mushrooms + power word: psychosis
Conjure banana peel
Vanish dopamine
Ratio
Necromancers need to learn to let go