Al- Alia… Not to alarm you, it’s nothing alarming! Although maybe I shouldn’t have yelled ‘alarming’… Anyway, I- I don’t understand what’s going on— [ He gestured wildly in the direction of their baby on the changing board…thing. ] here.
I just- The creepy baby on the nappies packet is staring at me. Judging me. I don’t like it.
@alia-levy
[Comes skidding into the room (fully alarmed) with her shirt half-buttoned and her toothbrush in her mouth] WHAT? What’s going on? Oh, I am alarmed, Ravi! You don’t yell that kind of stuff at someone with a baby. You have to stay calm. You....seriously? That is what the holdup is? She’s gotta go to daycare in like, an hour.
Are you upset that she’s judging you? Don’t worry, I am too. [She shakes her head fondly at him] You have to peel the little plastic parts off the sticky sides--like a bandage, you know?
