alias424

Sometimes I write. Mostly I watch TV with my wife and obsessively refresh the same five internet tabs.

[unspokengrief]

idk about you but im trapped in a brain that hates me and im exhausted

[wizardsisananimal]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

lots and lots and lots and lots

[queencalanthes]

#forgiven but never forgotten

[queenofattolia]

(x) truest thing i’ve seen in a while

[thezeroquotes]

“My life is made up of ‘I’m sorry’. I feel like I have to apologize to people, to things, to life itself. It’s like, ‘I’m sorry to be here’. I don’t want to disturb anyone.”

— Yohji Yamamoto (via quotefeeling)

[femalepope]

the fact that being a woman and not wearing makeup is considered subversive in many places... Girl I am literally just alive. This is my face

[dachweiler]

[bollyswood]

TED LASSO | 1x02: Biscuits dir. Zach Braff

[woppy42]

this thread on Brach’s turkey dinner candy corn is the funniest thing i’ve read in my life. please enjoy

[sunsetpan0rama]

Sir that's my emotional support tumblr mutual who I've never actually talked to

[danandphilnews]

[tropesarenotbad]

[image description: a printed out flyer with the picture of a sleeping grey tabby cat on it. It has text on it that reads:

Muffin disclaimer

So you’ve ordered a muffin! We hope you’re up for a challenge.

Our wobbly tabby cat Bea REALLY likes muffins so there are a few things to be aware of if you have a muffin in the cat area.

- She WILL climb you to try and get your muffin - She is not very good at climbing so she will claw her way up your body - It WILL hurt - She WILL NOT give up - She may try to eat the muffin right out of your mouth - She is not allowed to eat muffins

You may pick her up / move her away if needed and if you’re really struggling, come and talk to us and we will help. No matter how much she wants to, it is still very important that you don’t let her eat any muffin as it will make her sick.

Good luck and we hope you enjoy your muffin experience!

She may look sweet and innocent but we promise you she’s not

/end image description]

[musicalhell]

Bea the muffin thief has come upon my timeline again and I am obliged to reblog.

[depsidase]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ladybluebottle]

You can do hard things. You really can.💙

[shortace]

"Sometimes it is dangerous to revisit a loved book, especially after a great change in one's life: the book no longer seems perfect; one swears it has been altered or edited, when in fact it is, of course, oneself who has been revised."

- Peter Cameron, Andorra

[omghotmemes]

See you in 1977

[randomslasher]

It is literally impossible to pick a favorite line from this because the entire thing is gold. 

[lew-basnight]

A life well lifed

[perfectfeelings]